Punchlines that make you

[classthe_king]

The only time I've ever paused the song in shock from a punchline was when Copy said

"Anof yall hatin will have Hell to pay/Toupee, the Bald Satan"

tbh for all the hate you got for Lil Wayne punchlines, he'd say something like that on a mixtape track

Lil Wayne would have probably executed it horribly in a much more simplistic way...yes.

[VenomBlackViper]

You a bitch, one of Solomon's 700 wives,
I was in Constantinople during Ottoman's shine,

Damn Paz

[classthe_king]

You a bitch, one of Solomon's 700 wives,
I was in Constantinople during Ottoman's shine,

Damn Paz

You had it right the first time. That whole song is insane though It bumps so hard and Apathy murders it.

[VenomBlackViper]

You a bitch, one of Solomon's 700 wives,
I was in Constantinople during Ottoman's shine,

Damn Paz

You had it right the first time. That whole song is insane though It bumps so hard and Apathy murders it.

I did? "one of 700 Solomons" oh well, fuck it.

Great song though, I was listening to it now & just had to post that line. Celphs verse was suprisingly bad, espcially with the autotune thing, I mean I get what he was trying to do but still it was pretty bad.

[WakeUpShow]

why is that Paz one good/clever/mind-blowing. it's not even a punchline.

[classthe_king]

:unsure: why is that Paz one good/clever/mind-blowing. it's not even a punchline.

It's a punchline, it just doesn't contain wordplay.

[classthe_king]

You a bitch, one of Solomon's 700 wives,
I was in Constantinople during Ottoman's shine,

Damn Paz

You had it right the first time. That whole song is insane though It bumps so hard and Apathy murders it.

I did? "one of 700 Solomons" oh well, fuck it.

Great song though, I was listening to it now & just had to post that line. Celphs verse was suprisingly bad, espcially with the autotune thing, I mean I get what he was trying to do but still it was pretty bad.

Well solomon rhymes with ottoman so it makes sense with it like that. And I always liked Celph's verse The first time I listened to this album I got pumped when he started his verse

"Spur of the moment I could strike with a strategic blow, I hold the heaters low and ground you up inside of peter roll"

He has some decent punches too

"Explosive botanist, it's obvious that I plant bombs"
"If you've seen me, you've seen the greatest rapper modern man's saw
Electric meat shavers, that's a modern man saw"

[WakeUpShow]

:unsure: why is that Paz one good/clever/mind-blowing. it's not even a punchline.

It's a punchline, it just doesn't contain wordplay.

but how? he's not even comparing anything.

[classthe_king]

:unsure: why is that Paz one good/clever/mind-blowing. it's not even a punchline.

It's a punchline, it just doesn't contain wordplay.

but how? he's not even comparing anything.

A punchline doesn't have to compare anything

[OMEGA]

This reads more like "pretentious punchlines".
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I like this:

"Bounce like you got hydraulics on your g-string"

[WakeUpShow]

It's a punchline, it just doesn't contain wordplay.

but how? he's not even comparing anything.

A punchline doesn't have to compare anything

then what is a punchline in your mind. just anything?

[classthe_king]

^^^^^Something that makes yourself look better or your opponent look worse, it's the second line of the bar.

This reads more like "pretentious punchlines".
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I like this:

"Bounce like you got hydraulics on your g-string"

Ohh jeez

[VenomBlackViper]

This reads more like "pretentious punchlines".
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I like this:

"Bounce like you got hydraulics on your g-string"

Would you rather it read "retarded punchlines" & we could all post "i'm about to burst like a bubble" ?

@Class regarding 700 Solomon, I got why he structured it that way now.

As for Celphs verse it's the autotune part that annoys me I guess, like I expected better outta him. The plant bombs line was nice.

[Innovation]

"Full of myself like Russian dolls"

"My blood would never boil, I've got too much of a cold heart"

A few more from Unusual Suspects.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Theres so much i had to say but i got no ground
cuz we aint break up,more like broke down

^Joe Budden

GOAT