Punchlines that make you

[WakeUpShow]

pause the song/scream "OOOOH!"/lol/etc.

Esoteric
"Tell your man to rely on M-16's like D12 does"

[classthe_king]

The only time I've ever paused the song in shock from a punchline was when Copy said

"Anof yall hatin will have Hell to pay/Toupee, the Bald Satan"

[Solace]

"Tell your man to rely on M-16's like D12 does"

That's pretty sick

[Malcom West]

The only time I've ever paused the song in shock from a punchline was when Copy said

"Anof yall hatin will have Hell to pay/Toupee, the Bald Satan"

That's not even that dope, it's just a pun really. It's not bad, but if Wayne said it I wouldn't be suprised.

That M-16 line is sick, what song's it from???

IDK for me, I really DGAF about punchlines in general. I tend to like simpler ones that just come across as arrogant/cocky.
"Rubber band man, yeah he just snaps back"
Nothing special at all, but I always liked that one from Em. Especially cuz all the "trap" rappers used rubber band man as a synonym for dope boy, like the TI song, IDK I really like it.

I also like the simple sarcastic ones like Em's stretcher/carried away one

[OMEGA]

The only time I've ever paused the song in shock from a punchline was when Copy said

"Anof yall hatin will have Hell to pay/Toupee, the Bald Satan"

Did you have to pause to laugh at it?
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I liked this one from Jay-Z. Simple and straightforward:

"You can pay for school but you can't buy class"

[Malcom West]

The only time I've ever paused the song in shock from a punchline was when Copy said

"Anof yall hatin will have Hell to pay/Toupee, the Bald Satan"

Did you have to pause to laugh at it?
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I liked this one from Jay-Z. Simple and straightforward:

"You can pay for school but you can't buy class"

Jay's one of the best. People can bend words and be punny all they want, but Jay just murders it.

"I'm not a business man, I'm a business, man!"
^That might be my favorite of all time.

[K Reidy]

pause the song/scream "OOOOH!"/lol/etc.

Esoteric
"Tell your man to rely on M-16's like D12 does"

damn it took me a minute to get it... but thats hella dope

[Sam.]

I got master degree burns after a heatstroke of genius -possessed

[classthe_king]

The only time I've ever paused the song in shock from a punchline was when Copy said

"Anof yall hatin will have Hell to pay/Toupee, the Bald Satan"

That's not even that dope, it's just a pun really. It's not bad, but if Wayne said it I wouldn't be suprised.

That M-16 line is sick, what song's it from???

IDK for me, I really DGAF about punchlines in general. I tend to like simpler ones that just come across as arrogant/cocky.
"Rubber band man, yeah he just snaps back"
Nothing special at all, but I always liked that one from Em. Especially cuz all the "trap" rappers used rubber band man as a synonym for dope boy, like the TI song, IDK I really like it.

I also like the simple sarcastic ones like Em's stretcher/carried away one

Because the way he delivered it is amazing

[obzion]

and you can't spit n1gga so you obviously must swallow, motherfucker

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I got master degree burns after a heatstroke of genius -possessed

i wonder what possessed will do after he done use every british expression there is

the best punchliner of all time to me is joey

so im saving the hassle and posting none.

[Almostlity]

Jay's one of the best. People can bend words and be punny all they want, but Jay just murders it.

"I'm not a business man, I'm a business, man!"
^That might be my favorite of all time.

One of my favorites too.

Let me handle my business,damn!

[Suicide]

and you can't spit n1gga so you obviously must swallow, motherfucker

Acknowledge is made of win.

[KillahBee]

Put your raggedy house up ni**a, or shut your mouth up
Before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head

^ first, and maybe only time I've ever replayed a line back

I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh shit!)
Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet

Another "Holy shit!" moment for me when I first heard it

Oh, and some of the quotables on Joe Budden's "Broken Wings" really made my jaw drop, if I tried posting one quote from that, I'd end up referencing the whole track

[OMEGA]

"the only time your music is fly is when I use your CD as a frisbee"

Crooked I