I need to say something about Canibus' Channel Zero

[Eedee]

This has got to be the most scientifically ignorant and brain-dead song I've ever listened to. Before I start, I know how stupid Canibus is, but this just infuriates me.

You can listen to it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgqIgpRM870 (NSFBL) (Not Safe For Being Logical)

Intro:

Approximately fifty years ago
under the direction of President Harry Truman
and in the interest of national security
A group of twelve top military scientific personnel were established
This group's primary objective
was to desensitize us to the truth
And to suppress the material evidence that our planet is being visited
by a group of extraterrestrial biological entities called the grays

Riiiight. Lots of big words to sound smart. Nothing of substance and no evidence to back up his claims.

Verse 1:

I'm talkin bout the grand deception, of 1947
When our souls were sold to the heavens
for technologically advanced weapons
Crystal enhanced, brain implants, and mind control methods

Shut the fuck up, asshole. He's now just talking out his ass. I continue:

And the focal point of our problems on this planet are not domestic
You can accept it or be stupid and be a skeptic

I'm sorry, but being a skeptic is one of the best traits anyone can have. Being a skeptic is what leads to discerning the truth from garbled bullshit. Like this song.

Ninety-seven percent of our Presidents were Masons

So only one or two Presidents weren't Masons? TELL US WHICH ONES! Where does he get his fucking info from? Oh yeah, that's right. His ASS.

With knowledge of genetic information, you need to fear science not Satan

Ummm, We need to fear science? No. We need to fear that evil people may USE science to screw us over, but science itself is what has helped us go to the Moon, cure many diseases, enable us to be sanitary, and lots more. I'm starting to get pissed.

Low frequency sounds and lasers, people like Carl Sagan
that didn't believe in the Drake equation
were tryin to keep Western civilization on the need-to-know basis

Check my sig. Carl Sagan is my inspiration for my love of astronomy so this fucking bullshit won't fly. Carl Sagan HELPED MAKE the fucking Drake Equation, as well as SETI. Sagan did his absolute best to help the public understand and love science. No "need-to-know basis" there... derp.

Verse 2:

Yo, the holy script from Genesis 1-26
says, "Let us make man in our image under our likeness"
First of all who's THEY? You see if God
was truly a single entity that's not what he would say

I don't know if this fuck is religious or not, but spouting all this "scientific" bullshit just to quote the Bible (and in this context actually believing it to be true) just shows how stupid Canibus is.

The energy grid network, opened the gateway from Earth
to any point in the universe
Livin organisms and various, geomagnetic gravitational, anomaly areas
Space expedition teams in the lunar regions
reported seein, decapyramids and tetrahedrons

Let's spew bullshit big words to seem smart. Yay.

Liquid filled shoes, is what they used
to walk across the moon without leavin a clue
of where they been for the past twenty-three billion years
Before life on the surface even appeared

Liquid filled shoes not to leave prints on the Moon? The fuck are you fucking talking about, you fucking stupid fuckstain?? And 23 billion years? The Universe is only 13.7 billion years old, dude!

I hope you become aware what I'm spittin in your ear

And how stupid it is? Yeah, I got it, Can-I-Bitch, no worries.

[DƎRDYPK]

classic song



Canibus won

& the guy below me got raped by a kangeroo

[ShAdYTiLIDie]

AHAHAHAHHA Eedee awesome review dude lol so true. Canibus is terrible

[mdemaz]

I love how that 31-year-old starts pulling the age card, even a baby knows that Canibus is pompous...

If he didn't have any dope music at all, I'd probably hate him as much as you all do.

[momentsgolden]

Canibus is a great rapper!!!!

haha, never thought i would say this but this is the first song by Canibus that i've heard and i'm really genuinely impressed. His imagination is wild and makes for EXCITING listening. His wordplay (multies, iteration etc) and general "natural" feel of the words is particularly impressive. Its some Picasso abstract view of the world shit.

Now, i know, Eminem clowned him but i think i might download his album afer that haha

And yes, he is an idiot but thats besides the point.

[mdemaz]

You're not the only one, Moment, I have the guilty pleasure of throwing on a few of his studio albums...

[mdemaz]

Ok, first, the moon has been here for about 4.5 billion years, second, there's been no life on it ever because it is basically a dead rock that didn't have enough mass to form an atmosphere and there's no air, and third, I dunno a third because I like pie.

[Solace]

Eedee has yet to tune into Channel Zero.

[Trimss]

Canibus is an actual moron.

Tom Cruise mom's shoes, is what they used
to walk across the moon without leavin a clue
of where they been for the past twenty-three billion years
Before life on the surface even appeared

You killed it.