The 40 most ridiculous lyrics on Lil Wayne IANAHB2 (Complex)

[Rattle1]

Classic but they forgot 1 line : "I drink tea she drink wine, call it tijuana" - Back To You


The list:

"She said my dick could be the next black President" Song: "IANAHB"

"I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy" Song: "IANAHB"

"Letting all these hoes ride my dick, carpool" Song: "IANAHB"

"I make her take this dick like advice" Song: "IANAHB"

"Had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron/But my girl was sleeping with Decepticons" Song: "IANAHB"

"That pussy boneless, that's Chick-fil-A" Song: "Curtains"

"Niggas try to bite my style, but my style a jalapeno" Song: "Days and Days"

"These niggas think they hard, these niggas just nipples" Song: "Days and Days"

"You know I'm on that grass, don't cut on the sprinklers" Song: "Days and Days"

"She swallow so many nuts, you fuck around find a squirrel in her throat" Song: "Days and Days"

"I'm so fucking hot I 'ssss'—I'ma need some more s's" Song: "Days and Days"

"They ain't got shit on me, but she keep sniffing" Song: "Back to You"

"Should I call somebody else/'Cause girl it's almost 12 and this dick won't suck itself" Song: "Back to You"

"Yeah I do my dirt, but that's for the flowers to grow in" Song: "Back to You"

"Buying Gatorade by the 12 pack...like two stomachs" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"I pass that weed like I studied" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"Better turn to God before I turn to Godzilla/How the fuck you gon' talk shit to diarrhea?" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"I walk it like I talk it, got legs on my words" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"Two rights don't make a wrong, three rights make a left" Song: "Trigger Finger"

"Got a Scope on the pistol, give your ass fresh breath" Song: "Beat The Shit"

"Watch me cock this Nina, call it rough sex" Song: "Beat The Shit"

"We fucked up, we Truk'd up/No if, ands, or buttfucks" Song: "Rich As Fuck"

"She get dick, weed, and ignored, that's a DWI nigga" Song: "Trippy"

"Smoking on that strong, got me 'coffin' like I'm getting buried" Song: "Trippy"

"I stand up in that pussy like a sunroof" Song: "Romance"

"The world stops, drops, and rolls, it's judgement day or a fire drill" Song: "God Bless Amerika"

"I just fuck the clock and let it come a time" Song: "God Bless Amerika"

"I give her wood when he wouldn't" Song: "Wowzers"

"She fell in love with the Martian, I said, 'You're too down to Earth'" Song: "Wowzers"

"I hope that pussy warmer than luke, and sweet as Godiva/Suck this dick and swallow that nut, and call it penis colada" Song: "Wowzers"

"Give her head like a brim/It tastes good, M-M-M" Song: "Wowzers"

"Down here waiting for her to come like payday" Song: "Wowzers"

"Eat that pussy, go to sleep, she got that Tylenol PM" Song: "Wowzers"

"I'm trying to eat healthier, so I ate a veggie/Sucked on that pussy, I feel better already" Song: "Wowzers"

"I'm gonna wear that ass out like a uniform/So ride this dick like a horse, pony, unicorn" Song: "Hello"

"Phone in her back pocket, made her booty call and I say, 'Hello'" Song: "Hello"

"Grab the owl out the tree/Ask that bitch, 'Who but me?'" Song: "Lay It Down"

"Tell that pig and that cow, I'll go ham if it's beef" Song: "Lay It Down"

"Girl, when I think of you/My dick just start to jumping like a fucking kangaroo" Song: "Hot Revolver"

"We don't feel you, like an elephant getting fucked with a tick dick" Song: "My Homies Still"


http://www.complex.com/music/2013/03/th ... -being-ii/

[Blu]

Suddenly, TRShady likes Complex.

[Just Silver]

lol yea nothin new but im glad u didnt just post the link its easier this way

[LEVITIKUZ]

"Had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron/But my girl was sleeping with Decepticons" Song: "IANAHB"

I don't understand this at all. I may not know Transformers all that well but I know the main points and Megatron is a Decepticon. That doesn't make sense. Is the girl suppose to be sleeping with your friends because that make sense using Deceptions but at the same time no Deception really tries to piss off Megatron. If she's sleeping with the enemy wouldn't you use Autobots? Maybe I'm looking to deep into this.

Wayne has my head going retarded after seeing this dumb line. I need to listen to some 3 Stacks after thinking about this dumb shit.

[Just Silver]

Megatron im pretty sure is an autobot and their rivals are decepticons therefore its about cheating

[LEVITIKUZ]

Megatron im pretty sure is an autobot and their rivals are decepticons therefore its about cheating

Nah Megatron is a decepticon. Optimus Prime is the Autobots leader while Megatron is the Decepticons leader.

IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

[Just Silver]

lol oh i see ya i was just about to delete that comment but more than likely its a play on words with "Mega" like a big wang

[12characters]

Suddenly, TRShady likes Complex.

No.

[TonyTilt]

Wow.....

[Devil'sAdvocate]

No Wayne just fucking NO! with some of these lines,damn you stupid nikka

[slimsoxshady]

he had some nice wordplay on the intro track...classic mixtape Weezy

[PAINKILLƎR]

Suddenly, TRShady likes Complex.

No.

[Trimss]

Fuck Complex. One day they praise him, then they go and post shit like this.

[TheGentlePlayer]

"I give her wood when he wouldn't"
Wow

[ShadyxEminem]

he had some nice wordplay on the intro track...classic mixtape Weezy