Pain & Friends Present: MC, Athletes Comparisons

[PAINKILLƎR]

Well me and some of my brethren were watching some football today, you know talking shit enjoying the game and I thought I would made an MC/Athlete comparison so here we go.

Rakim


Known as the God Emcee was one of the first Hip Hop greats. One of the most influential and most skilled MCs of all time.

The first athlete that comes to mind when I think Rakim is Diego Maradona


and it's more than just their correlations with being referred to Gods. Both are extremely influential and both are seen as the first to be the best really if that makes any sense. lol

Also for my American brethren who don't watch Football(soccer) here are athletes from other sports
Wilt Chamberlain and Joe Montana

Kendrick Lamar


Kendrick Lamar arguably the best atm. Young MC who has already the work and the respect to be the best, with already 2 amazing studio albums it's difficult to argue otherwise.

When I think Kendrick I think Messi


and no it's not because they're both midgets, Their dominance has been documented, with highly regarded accolades, shitting on opponent, good stuff like that

Also Lebron


and Andrew Luck


King Gordy

Arguably one of the fattest living MCs, King Gordy weighs in at 380 pounds (5'8") according to his Michigan criminal record from this past August. The only athlete that comes to mind when considering King Gordy, is former Ice Hockey goaltender Norm Maracle.

Norm, like Gordy, has struggled with both obesity and getting his name out there in his profession. Though Norm has posted some good numbers in minor levels of pro, he's never tasted the big leagues. Much as how Gordy has put out some decent records but never had much of a fan base.

Also, they both are fucking fat.








MORE TO COME

[CanadaPure]

King Gordy

Arguably one of the fattest living MCs, King Gordy weighs in at 380 pounds (5'8") according to his Michigan criminal record from this past August. The only athlete that comes to mind when considering King Gordy, is former Ice Hockey goaltender Norm Maracle.

Norm, like Gordy, has struggled with both obesity and getting his name out there in his profession. Though Norm has posted some good numbers in minor levels of pro, he's never tasted the big leagues. Much as how Gordy has put out some decent records but never had much of a fan base.

Also, they both are fucking fat.

[King Lance]

and let me guess, Eminem is jordan

[PAINKILLƎR]

:-k and let me guess, Eminem is jordan

nah

mybe though but idk

[classthe_king]

The fact that you put Lebron and Andrew Luck in the same category means you should probably just stop lol

[Mr Change]

Andrew Luck, totally random lol.


Em is Tom Brady.

Busted into the game out of nowhere and dropped three classics (three super bowls) which cemented his legacy from the start. He's technically the best at what he does.

Then again I am biased 'cause I love both Brady and Em

[Trimss]

Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwww greatest goatest thred

iunno we dont care bout em

[fifflaren]

if kdot is Messi then Drake should be Ronaldo since they are considered as rivals

[Trimss]

if kdot is Messi then Drake should be Ronaldo since they are considered as rivals

Yeah but C.Ronaldo is actually really great

[fifflaren]

if kdot is Messi then Drake should be Ronaldo since they are considered as rivals

Yeah but C.Ronaldo is actually really great

I know

rappers should be compared to NBA players tbh

[King Lance]

Do we know an athlete who rants more than Kanye ?

[Trimss]

Do we know an athlete who rants more than Kanye ?

ZLATAN

[PAINKILLƎR]

The fact that you put Lebron and Andrew Luck in the same category means you should probably just stop lol

Andrew Luck is destined for greatness and is part of the new generation of players. Not even comparing him to Lebron. I was just saying Andrew Luck is one of the Best of the new generation in the NFL and as time passes this will make a lot more sense.

[King Lance]

Do we know an athlete who rants more than Kanye ?

ZLATAN

oh shit, I forgot about him

[classthe_king]

The fact that you put Lebron and Andrew Luck in the same category means you should probably just stop lol

Andrew Luck is destined for greatness and is part of the new generation of players. Not even comparing him to Lebron. I was just saying Andrew Luck is one of the Best of the new generation in the NFL and as time passes this will make a lot more sense.

It still doesn't make sense because Lebron is the best of the current generation. Andrew Luck would be comparable with Anthony Davis or someone like that.