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Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby MC Anonymous » Aug 31st, '09, 03:55

Needs horsepower so he a NaS-Biter, a false-lighter igniter fightin' tigers with moth-pliers
ridin' rick ross-tires in between cross-fire like KKK executin' his ass, and the cost-higher
''I Gave-You-Power'', you slave-of-our times like a overworked employee in sixty-minutes
spit-these-cryptic mysterious lyrics with-this spit-less spit that dries this wet bitch in in-stants
Karate-Chop till ya-body-drops, if the-shotty-stops then you got-these-cops to lock-three-blocks
I cock-three-glocks, this pussy alert ears pointy like spock, cock swirlin' with hands like country clocks
Battle Anonymous? stupid-bitch, you love pain, that's why you got the fuckin' cupid's-stitch
on ya ass-cheeks, the past-weeks sewn up from gettin fucked in the butt by a tranny antie bitch
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Solace » Aug 31st, '09, 04:00

I doubt he can make a comeback to that.
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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Relapse.LP » Aug 31st, '09, 04:09

Good drop. :y:

Great multies but half of them don't make sense. I'm writing.
Yo, from the first to the last of it; delivery is passionate/
The whole and not the half of it; vocab and not the math of it/
Projectile that them blasted with; accurate assassin shit/
Me and Kweli close like... Bethlehem and Nazareth/


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby classthe_king » Aug 31st, '09, 04:21

da.relapse.lp wrote:Y'all niggas deal with emotions like bitches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother, You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly
In '98 you was getting chased through your building
Calling my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the god
Wearing Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars, no jail bars anon, no pies, no case
Just Hawaiian shirts, hanging with little Chase, you a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
You think your personal attacks make up for what you lack?
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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Solace » Aug 31st, '09, 04:22

classthe_king wrote:
da.relapse.lp wrote:Y'all ***** deal with emotions like bitches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother, You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly
In '98 you was getting chased through your building
Calling my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the god
Wearing Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars, no jail bars anon, no pies, no case
Just Hawaiian shirts, hanging with little Chase, you a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan

LMFAO
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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Relapse.LP » Aug 31st, '09, 04:26

classthe_king wrote:
da.relapse.lp wrote:Y'all ***** deal with emotions like bitches
What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother, You traded your soul for riches
My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
And now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it
You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly
In '98 you was getting chased through your building
Calling my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the god
Wearing Jaz chains, no tecs, no cash, no cars, no jail bars anon, no pies, no case
Just Hawaiian shirts, hanging with little Chase, you a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan


LOL. That was actually pretty good. :D
Yo, from the first to the last of it; delivery is passionate/
The whole and not the half of it; vocab and not the math of it/
Projectile that them blasted with; accurate assassin shit/
Me and Kweli close like... Bethlehem and Nazareth/


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Relapse.LP » Aug 31st, '09, 04:30

Yo, are you see-through? Cause I need to lower my IQ to fucking even meet you/
Why don’t you blow your brains out; you got nothing to lose? Here’s the 22 to use/
Sir, MC just grasped his ears firmly and hurriedly in a flurry/
But surely pulled his lurking head out of his furry asshole permanently/
I can’t decide if you bite from Wayne, Pain, or Flo Rida, you mighta done em all/
It’s alright if you’re crying, bitch, no lying, you ain’t the flyest when it comes to freestyling/
I’ve seen fishy people like you, wishing to kiss a man, but I had to pay admission/
To the freak show, to see a ho, who kneeled low, with a dick in his lips in; his name tag said Anon the Bitchin/

I only had 5 mn to write this, goddamit... I gotta go soon so reply fast.
Yo, from the first to the last of it; delivery is passionate/
The whole and not the half of it; vocab and not the math of it/
Projectile that them blasted with; accurate assassin shit/
Me and Kweli close like... Bethlehem and Nazareth/


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby classthe_king » Aug 31st, '09, 04:35

$(@TTY B@Y wrote:
da.relapse.lp wrote:Yo, are you see-through? Cause I need to lower my IQ to fucking even meet you/
Why don’t you blow your brains out; you got nothing to lose? Here’s the 22 to use/
Sir, MC just grasped his ears firmly and hurriedly in a flurry/
But surely pulled his lurking head out of his furry asshole permanently/
I can’t decide if you bite from Wayne, Pain, or Flo Rida, you mighta done em all/
It’s alright if you’re crying, bitch, no lying, you ain’t the flyest when it comes to freestyling/
I’ve seen fishy people like you, wishing to kiss a man, but I had to pay admission/
To the freak show, to see a ho, who kneeled low, with a dick in his lips in; his name tag said Anon the Bitchin/

I only had 5 mn to write this, goddamit... I gotta go soon so reply fast.


that is not a good line to use against probably the cleverest person on this site.


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Relapse.LP » Aug 31st, '09, 04:37

Neutral people vote.
Yo, from the first to the last of it; delivery is passionate/
The whole and not the half of it; vocab and not the math of it/
Projectile that them blasted with; accurate assassin shit/
Me and Kweli close like... Bethlehem and Nazareth/


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby MC Anonymous » Aug 31st, '09, 04:39

da.relapse.lp wrote:Neutral people vote.

My battle my rules, anyone can vote.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby classthe_king » Aug 31st, '09, 04:39

I think Relapse took it because he had better flow, punches and structure.

Edit: Nevermind this vote can't count.
You think your personal attacks make up for what you lack?
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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Relapse.LP » Aug 31st, '09, 04:41

It just did.

1-0 LMAO.
Yo, from the first to the last of it; delivery is passionate/
The whole and not the half of it; vocab and not the math of it/
Projectile that them blasted with; accurate assassin shit/
Me and Kweli close like... Bethlehem and Nazareth/


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Relapse.LP » Aug 31st, '09, 05:31

Vote peoples...
Yo, from the first to the last of it; delivery is passionate/
The whole and not the half of it; vocab and not the math of it/
Projectile that them blasted with; accurate assassin shit/
Me and Kweli close like... Bethlehem and Nazareth/


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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Brandon S » Aug 31st, '09, 05:40

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Re: Anonymous vs Relapse (Ez~)

Postby Relapse.LP » Aug 31st, '09, 06:02

$(@TTY B@Y wrote:relapse


Thanks. :y:

2-1
Yo, from the first to the last of it; delivery is passionate/
The whole and not the half of it; vocab and not the math of it/
Projectile that them blasted with; accurate assassin shit/
Me and Kweli close like... Bethlehem and Nazareth/


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