Yo, It's a delightful cyfer, I'm pickin' you off 1 by 1 like a snipa
Pistol whip you with the back of the rifle, got you stifled
Throw you down and beat you like a woman alone after nightfall
These rhymes are quite graphic, I stay manic till I seize up and start panic-attackin'
I roam the streets lookin' for crack ho's to start smackin'
Then I drop acid, go to a crack house and start beating off my dick while it's flaccid
And I melt on a condom made of plastic, then start blasting'
I'm deeply disturbed, enthusiasm is curbed like Larry David
Aint No Apologies accepted by me, save it
I'll take a razor, open you're girlfriends legs, look at her box and shave it
Slip on the floor, lose control and slit open her clit
She's screamin', bleedin' and I'm just like "It's half gone, why not finish it?"
So I lopped it off, she passed out into the bathtub, hit her head on the faucet
So I ran around the city askin' people if they'd seen a clitoris cuz some girl lost it
Most of the people could tell I did it, maybe because it was in my mouth
I was hysterical screamin' "I bit it!!" But I calmed down, and spit it
Covered it in gasoline, struck a match and lit it
I figured I had to ditch the evidence
Especially since everyone knew I did the severence
So I went home, drowned the bitch, I figured what's the difference
Well there's my story, in all of its glory, hope you didnt take offense!
Really bored, REALLY tired, so if some of this doesnt make sense im sorry, im exhausted and not thinking straight.