random spit- funny must look

[stealth]

let me tell u about sumfin that happen today, its just gona rhyme, its not gona be good and im not gona try so dont hate on, its kinda like the one i did about my day at work, neway this is wat happen today.

well im sittin on the computer typing away, im bored u cant blame me/
when i recieve a random add, it was a hot bitch name amy/
she sent pics over, she had a nicy body/
she typed sexy things, asking for shane to "hold me"/
i said were u at, she replies im in ur suburb/
i said fuk it in already walking im on the way walking beside the curb/
i arive at her house after talking to her on the phone/
nice garden, nice door, she got a nice home/
she opens the door i look at her from bottom to top/
nice legs,fine ass,perfect tummy, HOLY SHIT HER FACE IS A FLOP/
this bitch is a paper bag shag/
she pulls me in but i call it more like a drag/
i wanted out straght away with a face like that/
ill do anything to leave her, i told her i like rap/
she didnt care but her face was giving me a soft one/
holy shit i wana head for that door, shes kissin me, sumone give me a gun/
i was stuck in hell for about 2 hrs someone get me out/
shes touching me all over i just want to shout/
"ur face doesnt match ur body and i wana go"/
shes all like "pull out ur cock n let me suck it slow"/
that thing aint going near my dick/
i cant even classify this as a flick/
coz u cant make me horny with a oscar the groutch face/
i wana leavce this place/

tru story, i had a shower for like 20 mins after this bitch was on me.

[stealth]

nah the thing was she sent pics just of her body, and it was so fine, so i thought she must have a good face, i assumed, i was wrong

[SoniK]

happens to the best of us

once in a fukin night club, i was on a girl and she had the fine ass and legs i could feel em....man them nite clubs is evil puttin in no lights and shit

get up to her face and this bitch luk lyk she bin rubbin her face with a brick...man i had sum strong ass nigth mares after that shit

thank god i din end up kissin the bitch wen i was grindin and bumpin...i wud hav needed serius help from a shrink if it has cum to that

shiiiiiiitttttt

[stealth]

lucky for u, u bailed, i couldnt man

[$0 R3@L]

yo dawg, just lie back and think of angelina jolie....or just get a brown paper bag

[stealth]

she was a pbs
pbs= paper bag shag
her face turned me off so much hey, errr, i have high standards

[dgentz]

that gave me a good laugh dude hahaha

[stealth]

yea no shit hey, if this happens to u just say, "look girl ur a pbs" and bail the fuk outa there hahah

[5lim5hady]

haha