Psychic reading request.

[sprite]

Would any psychic on the forum please read these questions below and answer them? I am not a person who can tell the future so I need your help. There are only 5 of them. Thanks in advance!

1)Will I get rich through ANY of my ideas that do not include acting? If so, which one?
2)Will I ever pay Britney Spears to lap and face dance me on stage at a concert of hers? If so, what will it be like?
3)What is the name of the woman who mooned me? Yes it really happened.
4)What is the name of my future wife?
5)What year will time travel and resurrection be invented?

[macdaddy019967]

fuck sprite
drink a coca-cola

[dR3]

fuck sprite
drink a coca-cola

Fanta >>>>>>>>

[UzaKING]

Your going to die in 7 days

[Elision]

Wrong section.

*points to Comedy Crib*

[DƎRDYPK]

fuck sprite
drink a coca-cola

Fanta >>>>>>>>

Gayfo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All pop.





Typo and it stays...

you mean Faygo?
I never had that stuff....have you?

[DƎRDYPK]

What The Fuck is Gayfo then!?

while we on the subject

Mountain Dew, Vault, Dr Pepper, Coke, Monster, & Rockstar Energy Drinks are sick

[Dark Blue]

1)Will I get rich through ANY of my ideas that do not include acting? If so, which one?
2)Will I ever pay Britney Spears to lap and face dance me on stage at a concert of hers? If so, what will it be like?
3)What is the name of the woman who mooned me? Yes it really happened.
4)What is the name of my future wife?
5)What year will time travel and resurrection be invented?

1. yes you will become the cookie monster

2.yes but i don't think you want to cause u will get an sti

3. whatever u thought her name was is wrong her real name is ruoygnikcufdiputs (right to left)

4.well your wife will be a dildo

5.2018.5

your welcome

[gutawafang]

1)Will I get rich through ANY of my ideas that do not include acting? If so, which one?
Yes, the one about biting your own tongue cuz you're too nervous to speak to the girl next to you.

2)Will I ever pay Britney Spears to lap and face dance me on stage at a concert of hers? If so, what will it be like?
Yes, you would. It will be like an umbrella in your vagina. And then open it while it's still inside.

3)What is the name of the woman who mooned me? Yes it really happened.
Justin Beiber.

4)What is the name of my future wife?
Justin Beiber.

5)What year will time travel and resurrection be invented?
The year of the pig.

[Jaz]

1)Will I get rich through ANY of my ideas that do not include acting? If so, which one? No.
2)Will I ever pay Britney Spears to lap and face dance me on stage at a concert of hers? If so, what will it be like? No.
3)What is the name of the woman who mooned me? Yes it really happened. Brenda
4)What is the name of my future wife? Mike
5)What year will time travel and resurrection be invented? 3011 and 2069 respectively

[EminemBase]

Nobody can tell you any of these things because psyhics do not exist and it's absolutely ridiculous. Primitive wishful thinking, wanting a life drawn out for you. The one shit string religion still has on the drones of this planet.

This should be in the fairytale section up my asshole right next to Will Chimps Ever Talk, Do Aliens Listen to Elvis and Does God Love Me?. You can find the answer to all of those on the tip of my tongue or by looking up the primary word for intent in the negative in any thesaurus, thus being: NO.

[Dark Blue]

Nobody can tell you any of these things because psyhics do not exist and it's absolutely ridiculous. Primitive wishful thinking, wanting a life drawn out for you. The one shit string religion still has on the drones of this planet.

This should be in the fairytale section up my asshole right next to Will Chimps Ever Talk, Do Aliens Listen to Elvis and Does God Love Me?. You can find the answer to all of those on the tip of my tongue or by looking up the primary word for intent in the negative in any thesaurus, thus being: NO.

wtf r u talkin about man? i exist and i told him everything he wanted to know, just look at me hover over the stairs

[gutawafang]

Nobody can tell you any of these things because psyhics do not exist and it's absolutely ridiculous. Primitive wishful thinking, wanting a life drawn out for you. The one shit string religion still has on the drones of this planet.

This should be in the fairytale section up my asshole right next to Will Chimps Ever Talk, Do Aliens Listen to Elvis and Does God Love Me?. You can find the answer to all of those on the tip of my tongue or by looking up the primary word for intent in the negative in any thesaurus, thus being: NO.

wtf r u talkin about man? i exist and i told him everything he wanted to know, just look at me hover over the stairs

[DƎRDYPK]

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