ChaChats with god

[Logann]

lol post you're funny http://www.chacha.com chats.. jus enter somthing then press search with guide.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyB
KimberlyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Kimmy
KimberlyB: Hello I will be your guide
You: It's good to see you back on the block
You: How are youo
You: you*
KimberlyB: Good and you?
You: I've been great, how's the family?
KimberlyB: Is their a particular song you would like for me to find you?
You: No, nvm the song I need you to find me somthing more important
KimberlyB: ok
You: I need a picture of Jesus loling
KimberlyB: I'm sorry I will not be able to assist you I am going to transfer you to another guide
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ShannonS
ShannonS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Heyy
ShannonS: Hi
You: Whats up
ShannonS: Not much.
ShannonS: What lyrics are you looking for?
You: Coo coo
You: I'm lookin for somthing more important than lyrics
ShannonS: What is that?
You: Directions to a girls house
ShannonS: I do not think I can help you with that.
ShannonS: Can I find lyrics for you?
ShannonS: If you still are looking for directions I will transfer you to someone else.
You: I need directions though really bad
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SylvyS
SylvyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
SylvyS: Hello
SylvyS: What can I help you with today
You: I need some directions
SylvyS: Ok directions to what or for what
You: To a girls house in Las Vegas, her name is Winnie
SylvyS: I am sorry I can not help you with that
SylvyS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CarissaD
CarissaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
CarissaD: How are you today?
You: Heyy Carissa.. My girlfriends best friend is named Carissa
You: Interesting!
CarissaD: Oh, cool, I've only met two other people in my life with my name.
You: Wow.. But anyways... I need to know the best way to Las Vegas
CarissaD: You need directions?
You: Yepp
CarissaD: Okay, from what town are you leaving?
You: West philadelphia
CarissaD: Okay, what is the nearest large city to you?
You: I'm not really sure tbh.. Bel-Air maybe
CarissaD: Okay, one moment, please...
You: Ya, my mom told me I have to move
CarissaD: what is the state abbreiviation for Pennsylvania, please?
CarissaD: I'm so sorry.
You: I don't know lol
You: :S
CarissaD: Okay, one moment...
You: See i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
You: But I thought cab fare might be expensive
CarissaD: Okay, here are two maps with detailed directions for you.
CarissaD: Anything else I can find for you today?
You: Okay h/o
You: Don't leave I need to check them out first
You: Incase you're lieng
CarissaD: Okay, go ahead, please.
You: omg thanks could you help me with another thing
CarissaD: Sure, what did you need?
You: Well at work I've got these black co-workers and I don't know what to get them for Christmas
You: Another guide said a bucket of chicken but I think he was messin with me
CarissaD: And I think you're messing with me.
You: I'm not
You: I seriousley don't know
CarissaD: Okay, let me find you some Christmas gift ideas.
You: ok
CarissaD: Here a couple of sites for you to try.
You: ok h/o dont leave let me look
CarissaD: Please do.
CarissaD: I'm going to close the session now, please open a new session with another guide for any more questions you may have.
You: noo
You: Carissa!
You: You're the best guide
You: the others get on my nerves
You: =[
CarissaD: I really have to close now. Goodbye and have a good day.
You: I love you!
CarissaD: I love you too, now goodbye.
CarissaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[sinemm]

aaahhhh :S :S :P

[stevethetruth]

are these bots or real people??

[Kez]

Haha the other day in IT class me and some guy were on iGod, and he typed in "Suck my balls" and iGod went "I have no tongue"



Classic.

[Logann]

the block doesnt seem to work, jus press back lol

[rhiannon]

i cant remeber wat im supossed 2 be postin heer