SINGLE OR FAT FREE AND READY TO MINGLE?

[dookie]

are you in a relationship?

hows that going?

orr are you sat at your comp desk with a copy of WoW. In a bean stained vest and a pair of swimming shorts. Staring over your belly at the barely decipherable letters on screen, hazed by your last caffeine hit?

[jBouchh]

and the last one is you? the fact that you pointed that stereo type out means that your probably in that catagory

[James R.]

I'm single. I guess I'm ready to mingle. Really I'm just layin back and waitin for smtn that looks interesting to come my way. Was never really the type that needed or really wanted a relationship. If something tickled my fancy at the time then I'd go along with it, but I never saw why people wanted a significant other so badly.

[Shady/Aftermathers]

why do people post shit like this haha....gayyyyyy

[James R.]

why do people post shit like this haha....gayyyyyy

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

By being a complete and total dipshit you've won our "Don't Tell Anyone this Thread is Gay" contest. You let out the secret now reap the benefits! A shout out from Redman

[dookie]

lol i posted this shti coz this forum is DEAD and i wanted to try and get some controversy going
what better way to do it than ask about peoples personal lives!

and haha im not single, although i do have a bean soaked vest and a sock puppet i call "mum"

crazzzzy


fancy a bum?

[AspirinE]

single since late may

[dookie]

so have u bought World of Warcraft yet?
Or are you still just stopping briefly outside the game shop with uncertainty at the moment?


sock puppets!....just throwing it out there

[AspirinE]

so have u bought World of Warcraft yet?
Or are you still just stopping briefly outside the game shop with uncertainty at the moment?

Im living 50$ a week right now. i would gladly give up the bum status for a nerd that lives in his rich momas basement, playing computer games that cost me money every month on my superfast computer.

Sock puppets will do for now..



but for all the ladies out there... I WILL eat for foood.

[dookie]

if your feeling really original,

u can tie a hammed on a hinge over ur doorbell and then tie a piece of string to it and run in ur house and tug it then whenever u get lonely u cn pretend u have guests waiting outside but ur just too busy to greet em,

i dont get out a lot

[dookie]

OORRRRR

if your up for meeting new people

always carry around a tin of red paint in ur car so if you see an accident u can pour it on yourself and pretend to be involved!

[C-Game]

already mingling but ready to be single

[randomghost]

single since late december

[James R.]

Don't feel bad. I been single since early November.