I INVITE YOU

[Kojack]

Scientology is full of Bullshit!

Anyone following Scientology Tirate a un poso!

We love you too. U will be the next target of Scientology

I love you but when I become the target, please do not stick anything in my ass.

Thank you.

Yeah we are gonna stick a cavalry lance in ya ass. We crusading right now boy, we waiting for word from our prophet ASP now. So you will wait for your turn.

[LoCoScousa]

We love you too. U will be the next target of Scientology

I love you but when I become the target, please do not stick anything in my ass.

Thank you.

Yeah we are gonna stick a cavalry lance in ya ass. We crusading right now boy, we waiting for word from our prophet ASP now. So you will wait for your turn.

I'm glad its not then battalion of infantry that will be in and out of my ass.
I shall wait for my turn but, why should I wait if i know I'm about to be raped and molested by the cavalry lance?
My ass is really going to hurt now isn't it..? DAMN you Asp!!!

[Kojack]

Cuz the prophet dont give us an order yet.

[AspirinE]

god Pseudo is disappointed, your losses in europe can be accounted for by the lack of faith, heresy amongst our own followers, falls idols. PSEUDO's name must be mentioned in everything, science must be branded as ludicrous since it doesn't in as many gaps in knowlege as a simple faith in PSEUDO...


very disapointed. I shall now travel to Rusland, to spread the word of god.

[Kojack]

Aight my lord, we figured it out. I shall plan executions and religious convertions thru steel in Poland and Germany. And of course, Locosocowhatever will be crucified.

[LoCoScousa]

Aight my lord, we figured it out. I shall plan executions and religious convertions thru steel in Poland and Germany. And of course, Locosocowhatever will be crucified.

Beat me, stab me, shoot me, even have me crucified, my people shall follow through the valley of the shadow of death!

LoCoScousianity shall prevail, after death I shall still rule the planet and all of the souls within.

[Kojack]

Aight where u live again? UK? Imma play a battle in M2TW to show u god PSEUDO and his prophet ASP....do NOT FUCK AROUND.

[dookie]

what happened to my thread................................

[Kojack]

Dont ask.

Imma post the battle.....i lost again

[Kojack]

Another glorious loss for Scientology. England overpowered us. But not that easy.

The mighty Crusading army of Scientology n our prophet ASP has landed in England where Locosouca or whatever his name is preached his unholly and faithless abominations. After a short struggle we captured him and burned him, just like our prophet wanted.

However, this raised a cry among the english population who rebelled against us.

Our army met them in the field of battle. Proud, with our symbol and our knights, eager for victory.



The english stood there, uphill. Having a considerable force, including knights and archers.



Word is...Scotland sending soldiers to assist the english in their fight. Our scouts spotted a rabble coming from highlands, tho no flag was present.



Our army marches towards the English.



Mastering the art of guerrilla fighting, English archers rain death upon us.



But not without a considerable responce from us. Crossbowmen assault the English vanguard.



And provide safety for the rest of the army.



However, by now it is obvious there is a second threat. Scotsmen from the highlands arrive in the battlefield, even without showing their flags, it is obvious who they are and what they came to do.



Our army already charged the English, leaving them little space to react.



The English nobility fight bravely, but die nontheless.



By now the enemy army is ready to break. Battered and bleeding, the English turn to an unorganised retreat, that turns to a rout.



Alas...victory is not that close. Scotland is ready for war, with their banners and their strong highlanders, ready to prey on Crusader blood.



The foolish charge our army did had an early effect, making the Scots retreat slowly. However they quickly retaliate.



By now the odds are even. Even after the death of their leading general, the Scots still fight with a lions strength, making the balance change moment by moment.



After awhile it is obvious there can be no victory. The Scots do not break. Moreover, the heavy injuries our general have sustained force him to leave the first line and spread fear into his own soldiers.



Watching the massacre from above, the survivng English return to the field of battle and assault our army from the rear flanks.



The Scottish general proudly watches his men give him another victory. Alas...we have been defeated.




Dont think i wont get you!!! Dont think i wont get you!!!

Next time imma play it on easy.

[LoCoScousa]

Told you my people would come through.

[Kojack]

We gonna come back....NOW

[LoCoScousa]

It does not matter if you win, round the world I will be remembered, I shall have not died in vain.

From all corners people shall come to visit the the spot where I was Crucified and burned at the steak as it will give them hope against the unruly order you call religion.

People will stand and fight for me for all eternity, for you its unlucky as we will destroy your organized religion, if not today it shall be tomorrow!

LoCoScousianity prevails Mo-Fo!

Asp, I suggest you appoint a new general, as you one in charge of your army's is to erratic and stupid.

[Kojack]

It aint my fault i forgot the difficulty set to "Hard"

[LoCoScousa]

It aint my fault i forgot the difficulty set to "Hard"

Excuses excuses.

Even on easy am to powerful.. well more so after death.. weird how that works init?