Clarky '05 wrote:Now i'm wanking over it....................umm........i cant really think of an excuse. I'd just have to hit my mum over the head with a spade and give her memory loss.
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Sarah wrote:It would never happen to me but this would be my excuse
Parent: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Me: "Um....nothing" *inocint look*
Parent: "Then what the fuck is that on the screen!? You're not watching lesbian porn are you?!"
Me: "You really wanna know?"
Parent: "yes"
Me: "Well.....I don't know if I ever told you this before but......I'm kinda more into girls than guys. I think their body is hot!. Plus this girl has a nice ass"
Oh man I'm gonna stop there. By the way.....that is NOT true lol
what if ur parent asked:"why that girl has facial hair and chest hair"
