by joelle » May 12th, '07, 15:20
Waking up late to no annoying noises of any kind, having the house to myself, going downstairs to find a letter in the mail saying a long-lost relative is dead and left me $14 million, somehow miraculously having my license and a car, driving to the mall and buying one of everything. Yes, everything. Then buying all my friends new cars and paying someone I hate $20 to shut the fuck up. Then I'd buy a cheesecake factory and a DSW and on my way home pick up a stranded half-naked Channing Tatum who would instantly fall madly in love with me and feed me grapes while I watched a Scrubs marathon. Then we'd fuck wildly and fall asleep.
The end.
Yes, we can.