I INVITE YOU

[joelle]

tourettes

[AspirinE]

Scientology is pure evil.

Tell people they're depressed then pry into their weaknesses and use them against the individual in return for money?

My religion > scientology.

Pseudo-ism

- Believe in everything you FEEL is true, because FAITH is ultimate proof, it can never be wishfull thinking, coz being a self-loving egoistic person, you're always right.
- Everybody has an afterlife. Thus is dispensable in our humanly world. Kill as u please. Know that your god knows everything beyond time and consequence, if u kill a man, god will judge him according to the life he WOULD have lived, coz he knows. And God wont judge u , since he knows u just sending people to god faster.
- You don't appose war, especially when it involves patriotism and the person ur fighting is of different religion, you protest abortion instead of war...
- You don't like science, coz science is away to test ur faith, yes the devil is that witty...

[Kojack]

Scientology is pure evil.

Tell people they're depressed then pry into their weaknesses and use them against the individual in return for money?

My religion > scientology.

Pseudo-ism

- Believe in everything you FEEL is true, because FAITH is ultimate proof, it can never be wishfull thinking, coz being a self-loving egoistic person, you're always right.
- Everybody has an afterlife. Thus is dispensable in our humanly world. Kill as u please. Know that your god knows everything beyond time and consequence, if u kill a man, god will judge him according to the life he WOULD have lived, coz he knows. And God wont judge u , since he knows u just sending people to god faster.
- You don't appose war, especially when it involves patriotism and the person ur fighting is of different religion, you protest abortion instead of war...
- You don't like science, coz science is away to test ur faith, yes the devil is that witty...

Sounds like every religion

[joelle]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think thats the point.

[AspirinE]

@Kojack

* ringa ding ding ding... *


you WIN COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joelle]

I want a cookie too

[AspirinE]

I want a cookie too

will u join my religion?

Coz My god is very giving and he shall giveth the tasty chocolate cookie to any who follow.

[Kojack]

@Kojack

* ringa ding ding ding... *


you WIN COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does it have chocolate pieces in it?

Oh yeah i forgot, one for Kojack too.

[AspirinE]

@Kojack

* ringa ding ding ding... *


you WIN COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does it have chocolate pieces in it?

Oh yeah i forgot, one for Kojack too.

*2 choc. chip cookie*

If u join my religion u get one more. each..

[Kojack]

*takes off crucifix*

I-Follow-ASP-Religion

Do we get to call "crusade-jihad" like wars on others????

[AspirinE]

*takes off crucifix*

I-Follow-ASP-Religion

Do we get to call "crusade-jihad" like wars on others????

And god has sent u 2 blessed cookies my child.



GOD HAS REVEALED OUR DESTINY .... in my DREAM... We must go on a crusade indeed. God is unpleased with all the people not following his orders, and not worshipping him. God needs more attention. he shall be given it.

[Kojack]

Name me Grandmaster of the Order of *insert official religion name here* and knight me and imma crush them all.

Dex ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Pour le croix!!!!!! Pour la victorieeee!!!!!!

[Kojack]

Imma go on Medieval 2 Total War and plan the Crusade on them heathens. Stay tunned in the tunnel for more....muahaha.

[joelle]

I'll only join if I can molest a few little boys along the way to this crusade.

[Kojack]

Crusade is over. We are defeated.