by GoodGirlsGetGutted » Feb 14th, '10, 09:28
Build a large heart out of snow (based in the snow beneath it) and spray paint it red. Make an arrow out of wood and run it through the heart diagonally. Write your initals and hers with & between it. Surprise her with it in the morning.
Chicks love that stuff.
No snow?
No problem.
Cut a peanut in half with a bandsaw. Take the actual nut out. Write "I'm nuts about you!" on a tiny piece of paper. Put the paper in the nut by carefully reattaching the two ends of the peanut with wood glue, so it looks brand new. Make lunch for her and include that one nut in her layout. Prepare for her to fall in love with you all over again.
There's two cheap, easy things to do for Valentine's Day.
Now you have no excuse.
Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets.
-Matthew 7:12
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