sinemm wrote:hes so experienced..![]()
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lmao!

sinemm wrote:hes so experienced..![]()
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Rae wrote:Coccoa wrote:Rae wrote:yesterday ... i was lookin backwards and i was still walking ... and i hit a wall ... and i fell ... and it hurt really bad ... but the guy that i have liked 4 awhile was there and he was like "are u ok" and he helped me up ... and he gave me his # ...![]()
but still it was embarrassing as hell!!!
(wonder if that counts as a date??? lmao JK)
It counts, it counts. Whoo hoo, u got a free fuck tonight
yayayayaya ...
Evil_Genius wrote:I was drunk and i pissed on my friends dads shoes then the worst thing was to wake up with mustard and custard creams nd my shoes pissed on...........soggy feet, i thought it was the rain
cgame wrote:Rae wrote:Coccoa wrote:Rae wrote:yesterday ... i was lookin backwards and i was still walking ... and i hit a wall ... and i fell ... and it hurt really bad ... but the guy that i have liked 4 awhile was there and he was like "are u ok" and he helped me up ... and he gave me his # ...![]()
but still it was embarrassing as hell!!!
(wonder if that counts as a date??? lmao JK)
It counts, it counts. Whoo hoo, u got a free fuck tonight
yayayayaya ...
he he
hmmmm
wish i was that guy
sinemm wrote:Evil_Genius wrote:I was drunk and i pissed on my friends dads shoes then the worst thing was to wake up with mustard and custard creams nd my shoes pissed on...........soggy feet, i thought it was the rain
ewwy![]()
Evil_Genius wrote:sinemm wrote:Evil_Genius wrote:I was drunk and i pissed on my friends dads shoes then the worst thing was to wake up with mustard and custard creams nd my shoes pissed on...........soggy feet, i thought it was the rain
ewwy![]()
yeh quite rank but meh my fault, i got drunk
Kojack wrote:i was in the back alley when one of my classmates pulled down my pants
while the most worst professor passing past me
so i grabbed a rock and i throwed it on his balls
he was laying down with broken balls.
the professor was almost beat me so i grabbed him from the neck
i stuck onto his face a phony peice of shit
she started to ran round and round
i was tired to see her runnin' so i punched her on her face
my professors embarrased me with the most worst way
i was a ridiculous in front of my professors but i was the hero
of the students in my high school
Coccoa wrote:Kojack wrote:do you remember the 5 days that i didn't went to school
and mom beat me
i expelled for 5 days...
...for that
That was when u was 5 years old u dumfuck. That doesnt count.
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