VintageBase: Come and Insult Me, Let's Go to War

[EminemBase]

This is a totally playful concept thread for the purposes of insulting each other...

Some vets said they'd like to see the 'old me' brought back where I was a lot angrier and more insulting, I have calmed down a lot; this can become a sort of 'go to thread' for having verbal war with each other if you like. This is in fun, but seriously; I'll kick your fucking teeth in.

Bring it, GO:

(It can start off with insulting me if anybody fancies a verbal clash, but can then expand beyond that and everybody can bark at everybody , let loose, indulge in witty rage!)

[Kill You]

http://youtu.be/24lBZrx8vo0

What Brick says.

[Fleka]

Ok.
So, I think you have no life outside of the internet because people can`t stand your pompous arrogant ass. I can`t say that you are not intelligent, but I feel like due to the fact that you have no life, you have all the time in the world to study verbal skills (Google is your friend-it can teach you everything). Then you come here and write your long posts that are product of your intelligence and the knowledge you got online (maybe you copy-pasted someone else`s views of the same or similar subject and with a bit of changes). Since this forum is made mostly of kids, your smart posts with a pinch of anger and insults make them think you are some kind of a god. They are afraid of you (I find this incredibly stupid) and they will go along with everything you say. You get ego boosts, you feel good because you think you actually have some power and influence. Than you post videos because that is the next logical step-typing is not enough any more, you want some real communication. I think you even tried it with girls here, or on some other, more appropriate sites. You probably tried the same with the girls-fright them with my intelligence, make them want me-but they all just thought you are some weird geek.

Now, this "Vintage EminemBase" is a new attempt to feed your ego with some teenage fear and admiration. You are like a eMind&SoulPedophile, you want their attention and you want them to fear and adore you. Online. You don`t want nude pics of kids, you want their tears in your You Tube channel coments.
Vintage Eminembase, what the fuck is that!? Vintage what motherfucker, you joined this site in 2009!? I still got some 2009 expiration date milk in my fridge, and it`s still fine! That`s how vintage 2009 is.

[Fleka]

I really don`t think that, I just looked at EminemBase from another (possible) perspective.

[Elision]

Some vets said they'd like to see the 'old me' brought back where I was a lot angrier and more insulting

Who said that? I think you think people give a lot more of a fuck about you than they actually do. I think you're a genuinely intelligent narcissist that really likes Eminem.

Also your youtube promotion is distasteful and cringe-worthy.

That being said, I think you're a good person at the end of the day. And while you do enjoy flexing your endurance for petty stamina-based arguments, I don't think you truly enjoy spreading the negativity. You're just in need of an ego reassertion.

edit 2: Dude stop trying to make yourself a thing here. You're like a girl.

[EminemBase]

Some vets said they'd like to see the 'old me' brought back where I was a lot angrier and more insulting

Who said that? I think you think people give a lot more of a fuck about you than they actually do. I think you're a genuinely intelligent narcissist that really likes Eminem.

Also your youtube promotion is distasteful and cringe-worthy.

That being said, I think you're a good person at the end of the day. And while you do enjoy flexing your endurance for petty stamina-based arguments, I don't think you truly enjoy spreading the negativity. You're just in need of an ego reassertion.

I would insult you back but I'm way too narcissistic to have any idea about your boring life. I spend far too much time perpetually masturbating in my circular filth, over how much I hate and love myself, Eminem's first three albums and my TRShady post count.

Also - My YouTube shit is genius.

PS. the way you sit on your smug pedestal trying to act as a calm and knowledgeable voice of reason that explains the way the nonsense and is just too cool for fun is actually more cringe worthy. You're dying for some respect that nobody wants to give you; because you're a dick!

[CanadaPure]

I believe you have a small willy and are impotent in the bedroom.

[EminemBase]

I believe you have a small willy and are impotent in the bedroom.

I believe you have beady little eyes and a flapping head.

[CanadaPure]

I believe you have a small willy and are impotent in the bedroom.

I believe you have beedy little eyes and a flapping head.

I believe your testicles hang at an even length, rather than the normal uneven lengths. So when you walk they hit together, causing quite an uncomfortable pain upon each stride.

[EminemBase]

I believe you have a small willy and are impotent in the bedroom.

I believe you have beedy little eyes and a flapping head.

I believe your testicles hang at an even length, rather than the normal uneven lengths. So when you walk they hit together, causing quite an uncomfortable pain upon each stride.

That's actually completely true, but only after stimulation...

You must have seen me walking out your house after I was brutally face fucking your mother.

[CanadaPure]

I believe you have beedy little eyes and a flapping head.

I believe your testicles hang at an even length, rather than the normal uneven lengths. So when you walk they hit together, causing quite an uncomfortable pain upon each stride.

That's actually completely true, but only after stimulation...

You must have seen me walking out your house after I was brutally face fucking your mother.

Yeah that's right, she said you were unsatisfactory and that you were supposed to fuck her in the mouth, not the nostrils. She said she's seen cucumbers with better sexual abilities than yours.

[EminemBase]

Yeah that's right, she said you were unsatisfactory and that you were supposed to fuck her in the mouth, not the nostrils. She said she's seen cucumbers with better sexual abilities than yours.

Well I wouldn't be surprised @ the size, cucumbers are fairly big and thick. Not as long and thick as my monster dicktoid but big enough to fill your mother's gaping hole I suppose...

And of course I'm gonna be 'unsatisfactory', does the dumb slut not realize you don't get sexual stimulation from the nostril? she was a fuck doll for MY pleasure. LMAO, like I'm going to worry about the concerns or needs of an old slutty bag like your mother.

Also, I would have fucked her talk hole but she begged me to leave it free so she could tell me what a pathetic waste of life of a son she has, and how your birth was the biggest regret of her life. She's had to stay home to look after you, wiping your ass, unable to work. That's why she's 'on the game' now and why she's taking money from me so I can fuck her nostril.

Unlucky for her that I stole the $10 from her purse as she was writing her suicide note. PS. do let me know when the cowardly whorebag kills herself, haven't had a good laugh in a while.

[CanadaPure]

Well I wouldn't be surprised @ the size, cucumbers are fairly big and thick. Not as long and thick as my monster dicktoid but big enough to fill your mother's gaping hole I suppose...

And of course I'm gonna be 'unsatisfactory', does the dumb slut not realize you don't get sexual stimulation from the nostril? she was a fuck doll for MY pleasure. LMAO, like I'm going to worry about the concerns or needs of an old slutty bag like your mother.

Also, I would have fucked her talk hole but she begged me to leave it free so she could tell me what a pathetic waste of life of a son she has, and how your birth was the biggest regret of her life. She's had to stay home to look after you, wiping your ass, unable to work. That's why she's 'on the game' now and why she's taking money from me so I can fuck her nostril.

Unlucky for her that I stole the $10 from her purse as she was writing her suicide note. PS. do let me know when the cowardly whorebag kills herself, haven't had a good laugh in a while.

Dicktoid? More like Altoid. I'll have you know that my mother had a birth defect providing her with a clitoris in each nostril, she regularly jams objects...

You know what EmBase, this was a lot of fun but I'm way too tired to think of anything that even makes sense right now. Brilliant exchange, but I have to go to bed.

Stay beautiful.

[EminemBase]

Well I wouldn't be surprised @ the size, cucumbers are fairly big and thick. Not as long and thick as my monster dicktoid but big enough to fill your mother's gaping hole I suppose...

And of course I'm gonna be 'unsatisfactory', does the dumb slut not realize you don't get sexual stimulation from the nostril? she was a fuck doll for MY pleasure. LMAO, like I'm going to worry about the concerns or needs of an old slutty bag like your mother.

Also, I would have fucked her talk hole but she begged me to leave it free so she could tell me what a pathetic waste of life of a son she has, and how your birth was the biggest regret of her life. She's had to stay home to look after you, wiping your ass, unable to work. That's why she's 'on the game' now and why she's taking money from me so I can fuck her nostril.

Unlucky for her that I stole the $10 from her purse as she was writing her suicide note. PS. do let me know when the cowardly whorebag kills herself, haven't had a good laugh in a while.

Dicktoid? More like Altoid. I'll have you know that my mother had a birth defect providing her with a clitoris in each nostril, she regularly jams objects...

You know what EmBase, this was a lot of fun but I'm way too tired to think of anything that even makes sense right now. Brilliant exchange, but I have to go to bed.

Stay beautiful.

[cheeseburger]

I feel frightened when you use drugs. Youre not the same as when youre sober. You scare me and the kids