Obama Text Message Jokes

[rlxhustlr]

Remeber these are only jokes. Some people take things to searious out there.... Add more if you got any....

Why doesn't Barack drink Pepsi? He thinks that things go better with coke.

Breaking news! Barack Obama said he may not be able to fix the American economy, but he's pretty sure he can nigga rig it.

URGENT: All white people are to report to the cotton fields by 7 am tomorrow morning for orientation.

Breaking news. Current poles show Obama is out to an early lead in all states. Experts expect this to change dramatically once white people get done working.

Statue of liberty is coming down today! Aunt Jamima is going up in her place holding a chicken leg.

Due to recent events: grape soda, red kool-aid, fried chicken, malt liquor, menthol cigarettes and gold teeth will be tax exempt.

Our national bird just went from a bald eagle to a fried chicken.

Hunters and outdoors men...grab your shot guns and rifles were going hunting at the whitehouse there's a coon trying to get in.



Please feel free to add more....

[rlxhustlr]

how are they not? I guess chet starr, some people dont find that stuff funny...

[<Stiiccy>]

lol hilarious...
hey get this

Obama and an apple are in a tree, which one hits the ground first?
the apple
the noose around obama's neck will stop him from hitting the ground

[ShadyHerb]

haha this is hilarious. You know theres many people out there outraged that a black man is gonna be president. I predict there will be many attempted assassinations coming. Then Biden will be President.

[Rapsoldier101]

"Obama Said Change Will Come But Wat Does change Stand For? C.H.A.N.G.E. - Come Help A Nigga Get Elected"


lmao

[Emadyville]

haha this is hilarious. You know theres many people out there outraged that a black man is gonna be president. I predict there will be many attempted assassinations coming. Then Biden will be President.

I guess at least as many that tried to assassinate Bush

[James R.]

Racist jokes can be funny. Lynching jokes can't.

[<Stiiccy>]

Racist jokes can be funny. Lynching jokes can't.

and i give a fuck why?

[James R.]

When did I claim you pulled the cock out of your ass and did give a fuck?

[<Stiiccy>]

When did I claim you pulled the cock out of your ass and did give a fuck?

idk maybe the same fuckin time you put Obama's cock in your mouth,,,,of course that seems to be preety popular now a days so please dont stop....dont stop till that mother fucker feels your whole fuckin body full of evil fuckin sperm...then they would call you Nancy Pelosi....

[James R.]

No you probably misunderstood while you were getting gang banged and bukkaked by the KKK elite. I can see how you would fuck that up.

[<Stiiccy>]

No you probably misunderstood while you were getting gang banged and bukkaked by the KKK elite. I can see how you would fuck that up.

No i don't think so...

It was prolly you misunderstanding when the whole Democratic Majority, fucked you in the ass with more cum than bullets in Rodney King and Sean Bell combined...then feeled you with more fuckin holes then the airplanes made on 9/11

[James R.]

I love when lame ass forum hoppers try to thrive off of internet conflict. I'm sure they whooped my ass and killed me. I'm not a real person, I'm just a ghost trapped at his computer destined to argue with you.

[<Stiiccy>]

I love when lame ass forum hoppers try to thrive off of internet conflict. I'm sure they whooped my ass and killed me. I'm not a real person, I'm just a ghost trapped at his computer destined to argue with you.

and im just an entity hiding in a dark corner waiting for stupid fucks like you to cross my path...fuck you...take your fuckin views and shove straight up your ass

[James R.]

Take a lesson from your pal Kurt Cobain and off yourself. Or have your bitch do it. Whichever your prefer.