How You Know If God hates you

[Mr.P]

Haha Thats gotta be a winner at a job interview

Whats your name?

Mr.Faggit

Get the fuck out of my office.

[DrRapid]

HAHAHA, that name is awesome.

[Mr. Cookie]

why the fuck doesn't he change his name??

[DrRapid]

why the fuck doesn't he change his name??

Possibly cause he likes to get the attention from it. It's indeed a different surname.

[mcZu]

Lmfao; check out these names...

1. John Koffman (Murfreesboro, TN) - His friends call him Jack…
2. Sharonda Cox (Saint Louis, MO) - It might be pronounced ShaRONda but it sure looks like “sharin’ da” to me…
3. Justin Butts (Springfield, MO) - I’ll take gay jokes and monthly therapy bills for a lifetime please, Alex.
4. Harry Ball (Castle Rock, CO) - Insert pretty much any joke here. Seriously, Harry’s lucky he made it out of middle school.
5. Amanda Buttram (Conway, MO) - I know, I know, I didn’t believe it myself at first. But trust me, it gets worse (or funnier depending how sadistic you are).
6. M. Y. Butt (Saint Louis, MO) - When did St. Louis decide it hated babies?
7. Richard Large (Eufaula, AL) - Good ole’ Dick might have hated filling out forms last name first but I’m guessing Richard Little (Saint Louis, MO) would probably be willing to trade.
8. Ben Dover (Nineveh, IN) - I wish I were kidding. Look it up. Shouldn’t there be some sort of mercy rule for this type of thing?
9. Gayford Buttram (Niangua, MO) - And the Buttram family makes their second appearance on the list. Here’s a tip, if your last name includes the word Butt in it (in which case, again, I’m sorry) please for the love of everything holy don’t put the word “gay” anywhere near your poor kid’s name. You know… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
10. And last but certainly not least we have Michael Huntsucker (Kansas City, MO) - $1,000 and my first born child says he doesn’t go by Mike.

[Tornado]

^ Lmao at those names

[DrRapid]

Those names are great.

[James R.]

Yeah that's pretty much how you know God hates you.

[tha Wangsta]

lolled at Harry Ball and Gayford Buttram.... just awesome

and Eggly Bagelface is a great one too...