Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
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Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by JPearson » Jul 28th, '09, 03:21
How do YOU get a girl...
Last edited by JPearson on Jul 28th, '09, 04:18, edited 1 time in total.
It will be like finding a nail in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
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Re: Chessiest Chat Up Lines
by lady speedstik » Jul 28th, '09, 03:33
Menzo wrote:Make fun of her lol honestly.
That's on some elementary school shit! lol, jk.
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Re: Chessiest Chat Up Lines
by JPearson » Jul 28th, '09, 04:16
lol im not really asking how to get a girl i hope ya all know... just want some cheesey chat up lines to use for a laugh... i WILL do it 
It will be like finding a nail in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by MC Anonymous » Jul 28th, '09, 04:46
You're so hot that the cheese in my pocket melted...
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by JPearson » Jul 28th, '09, 04:47
lol disgusting
i know loadz so come on people think up some good ones!
i know loadz so come on people think up some good ones!
It will be like finding a nail in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by Noeezy » Jul 28th, '09, 07:13
Is it hot in here? or is it just me?
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by JPearson » Jul 28th, '09, 07:21
yep thats a classic 
It will be like finding a nail in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by JPearson » Jul 28th, '09, 07:25
lol nice layout chet
It will be like finding a nail in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by Noeezy » Jul 28th, '09, 08:35
I heard you like chicken, so how about we start cookin and get some eggs laid
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by JPearson » Jul 28th, '09, 09:34
lol thats a new 1 i like it keep em coming
keep em comingIt will be like finding a nail in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by Sophie » Jul 28th, '09, 10:10
nice dress...would look so much better on my bedroom floor 
or something along those lines.
also
legs is the word of the day..so let's go to your place and spread the word!
or something along those lines.
also
legs is the word of the day..so let's go to your place and spread the word!
Chill a nity you boon.
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by ritchieA » Jul 28th, '09, 10:44
lol that will be ssick in the clubs lol
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by JPearson » Jul 28th, '09, 13:16
lol i love em...
It will be like finding a nail in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
haystack
oh... like finding a haystack in a coal mine
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by Sleepy » Jul 28th, '09, 13:31
Are you from mars, because your ass is totally out of this world
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Re: Cheesiest Chat Up Lines
by Robbie G » Jul 28th, '09, 16:18
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Got me laid last night.
Not really.....
Got me laid last night.
Not really.....
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