The Men's Code 2

[D'Leh]

The Men's Code 2.Just some rules

Rule #19: No guy shall attempt to pick his own nickname. If a friend suddenly starts demanding to be called Diesel, it's your duty to saddle him with a handle like Wee-Bit or Juice Stain.

Rule #188: You are within your rights to leave the poker table early if you're up. And the other players are within their rights to duct-tape your shaved body to the axle of a Peru-bound semi.

Rule #511: When asked, your best friend's girl is always beautiful-and never your type.

Rule #663: Even if God Almighty Himself asks, you have no idea what brand of conditioner you use!

Rule #802: You are not a fan of a major sport unless you can lucidly explain its overtime regulations. Conversely, you are not an American if you can lucidly explain the overtime regulations of soccer.

Rule #881: When ordering pizza, you are not required to provide a meatless option for any vegetarian interloper. If you have a backyard, however, you may invite him/her to graze.

Rule #1,765: If you're the new guy at work, "New Guy" is your only name until a new new guy shows up-even if you've been a senior VP for 12 years. Got it, New Guy? Great, now fetch us some coffee, New Guy! (Man, we love that.)

Rule #3,005: The loser of a bet must be prepared to pay up on the spot. The winner, however, is obligated to accept any reasonable lame double-or-nothing proposition, until the debt reaches one gazillion dollars.

Rule #4,001: Under no circumstances may one man ask another man a question that begins with, "So, what are you wearing to…?"

Rule #4,884: The official ranking of your friends' dorkwad hobbies, in order of how intensely you should mock them:

5. Fantasy sports leagues
4. Stamp collecting
3. Comic books
2. Doily knitting
1. Star Trek conventions


Rule #7,547: No phone call between men shall last more than one minute per year of friendship, unless it's about fixing something.

Rule #8,102: Never speak ill of another man's dog. Always speak ill of another man's cat. If the other man owns a gerbil, find another friend.


Source : http://enduserx.blogspot.com/2004/10/mens-code-2.html

[Arabian Shady]

some of them were crazy, the conditioner ..the one abt the girl were true to da bone

[Drama Setter]

lol