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Teen Forced To Marry Cow He Was Caught Having Sex With

Postby Almostlity » Jun 13th, '10, 19:43


A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”


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edit: MIRANDA!! :angry:
Last edited by Almostlity on Jun 13th, '10, 19:49, edited 1 time in total.
Trimss wrote:> Alm goat
> Alm still goat

> Alm goat


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Re: Teen Forced To Marry Cow He Was Caught Having Sex With

Postby DƎRDYPK » Jun 13th, '10, 19:45

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Postby classthe_king » Jun 13th, '10, 19:46

Where's the full article :laughing:
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Re: Teen Forced To Marry Cow He Was Caught Having Sex With

Postby *MIRANDA* » Jun 13th, '10, 19:48

ow shit i hit the edit button instead of the quote :laughing:
my bad.. ill fix it :'(
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Re: Teen Forced To Marry Cow He Was Caught Having Sex With

Postby Almostlity » Jun 13th, '10, 19:48

who edited my post? :(

re-edited. :D
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Postby mcZu » Jun 13th, '10, 19:52

Lol.
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Re: Teen Forced To Marry Cow He Was Caught Having Sex With

Postby *MIRANDA* » Jun 13th, '10, 19:53

oopsie :blinking:



In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.



:facepalm
a shame that cow is now stuck with a husband that rapes her :(



..thought id give it another try :whistle:
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Re: Teen Forced To Marry Cow He Was Caught Having Sex With

Postby 77o77 » Jun 14th, '10, 14:46

that's creepy
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lmao :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Postby Bistnal » Jun 14th, '10, 16:25

Wow :confusion: At first I thought I misread the title or something....
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Postby Kez » Jun 14th, '10, 21:11

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Anyone who didn't find this funny needs to be slapped with a wet fish.
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Postby gvdz » Jun 14th, '10, 22:59

haha that guy is sick
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Postby Robbie G » Jun 15th, '10, 03:32

drugs?
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