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[embm]

One time when I was 7 this kid was babysitting me, its late at night so we all go to sleep and in the middle of the night I really gotta piss. So i'm walking towards the bathroom when all of a sudden I see this guy beating his meat! So I walk in because because I wanted to make fun of his little peanut and this guy thinking I'm dickless or something plays it off cool pretending like he wasn't doing anything and sends me to bed! Now I'm scared of pissing worrying this kid will be there jerking his monkey

Well, it's a new year, and I figure that I'll never meet any of you IRL -- so I have no shame here.
Probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me in my past, would have to be when I was about 14 years old - I was babysitting at my neighbor's house. I had to watch their 7 year old son while they were out of town for the night.
Anyway, since I was just about smack-dab mid puberty, and I hadn't masturbated in about a week, I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging urge to. So I went into the bathroom and began doing so... Everything was fine and dandy until their kid walked in. He had no clue what I was doing, so it was easy to play it off and send him back to bed.
Long story short -- turns out the parents caught him masturbating, and he told them that he learned it from me... I never talked to them again...

lmao
do i see a connection?

[AliJack]

WOW

[Elision]

One time when I was 7 this kid was babysitting me, its late at night so we all go to sleep and in the middle of the night I really gotta piss. So i'm walking towards the bathroom when all of a sudden I see this guy beating his meat! So I walk in because because I wanted to make fun of his little peanut and this guy thinking I'm dickless or something plays it off cool pretending like he wasn't doing anything and sends me to bed! Now I'm scared of pissing worrying this kid will be there jerking his monkey

[Rabbi]

One time when I was 7 this kid was babysitting me, its late at night so we all go to sleep and in the middle of the night I really gotta piss. So i'm walking towards the bathroom when all of a sudden I see this guy beating his meat! So I walk in because because I wanted to make fun of his little peanut and this guy thinking I'm dickless or something plays it off cool pretending like he wasn't doing anything and sends me to bed! Now I'm scared of pissing worrying this kid will be there jerking his monkey

haha Im just playing man

[AliJack]

I've had a couple embarrassing moments...sadly I can't remember them lol There was one that happened at McDonald's the other month, it wasn't THAT embarrassing, more of a funny memory. Anyways, me, my best friend and three girls just watched a movie and then we walked to a local McDonald's. I was wearing a hat and I had finally taken it off after having it on for several hours. My hair was so fuckin flat lol ridiculous...anyways, they were all like, "Mike, go to the washroom and fix it up, you look retarded". So, whatever, nothing to lose right? I go to the washroom, and I put some water in my hands and I just start stroking my hands threw my hair, just to make it a bit messy and stick up a bit. I then looked down to gather one more handful of water and then as I rose my head up (dripping with water) in the mirror, I see this man holding the washroom door open, staring at me like I stared at him for a good 10 quiet awkward seconds, and finally said, "Uhhh....sorry". And I walked past him and he just held the door open for me..staring me down the entire time.

I walk out and my friends asked me what was wrong. I told them what happened and everyone laughed at me...lol the guy later walked out of the washroom and before leaving the McD's, he took a glance at me like and finally left.

Bastard....lol I've had wayyyyy more embarrassing moments, just trying to think...

Whats his problem, I dont get why he gotta stare at you and shit. is it illegal to wash your hair in public in canada or summin?

[Raquel]

I've had a couple embarrassing moments...sadly I can't remember them lol There was one that happened at McDonald's the other month, it wasn't THAT embarrassing, more of a funny memory. Anyways, me, my best friend and three girls just watched a movie and then we walked to a local McDonald's. I was wearing a hat and I had finally taken it off after having it on for several hours. My hair was so fuckin flat lol ridiculous...anyways, they were all like, "Mike, go to the washroom and fix it up, you look retarded". So, whatever, nothing to lose right? I go to the washroom, and I put some water in my hands and I just start stroking my hands threw my hair, just to make it a bit messy and stick up a bit. I then looked down to gather one more handful of water and then as I rose my head up (dripping with water) in the mirror, I see this man holding the washroom door open, staring at me like I stared at him for a good 10 quiet awkward seconds, and finally said, "Uhhh....sorry". And I walked past him and he just held the door open for me..staring me down the entire time.

I walk out and my friends asked me what was wrong. I told them what happened and everyone laughed at me...lol the guy later walked out of the washroom and before leaving the McD's, he took a glance at me like and finally left.

Bastard....lol I've had wayyyyy more embarrassing moments, just trying to think...

Whats his problem, I dont get why he gotta stare at you and shit. is it illegal to wash your hair in public in canada or summin?

yea^ why did he stare at you?!
If someone stares at me and i don't know why i would say, Do you want a pic? Not say sorry haha

[AliJack]

I've had a couple embarrassing moments...sadly I can't remember them lol There was one that happened at McDonald's the other month, it wasn't THAT embarrassing, more of a funny memory. Anyways, me, my best friend and three girls just watched a movie and then we walked to a local McDonald's. I was wearing a hat and I had finally taken it off after having it on for several hours. My hair was so fuckin flat lol ridiculous...anyways, they were all like, "Mike, go to the washroom and fix it up, you look retarded". So, whatever, nothing to lose right? I go to the washroom, and I put some water in my hands and I just start stroking my hands threw my hair, just to make it a bit messy and stick up a bit. I then looked down to gather one more handful of water and then as I rose my head up (dripping with water) in the mirror, I see this man holding the washroom door open, staring at me like I stared at him for a good 10 quiet awkward seconds, and finally said, "Uhhh....sorry". And I walked past him and he just held the door open for me..staring me down the entire time.

I walk out and my friends asked me what was wrong. I told them what happened and everyone laughed at me...lol the guy later walked out of the washroom and before leaving the McD's, he took a glance at me like and finally left.

Bastard....lol I've had wayyyyy more embarrassing moments, just trying to think...

Whats his problem, I dont get why he gotta stare at you and shit. is it illegal to wash your hair in public in canada or summin?

yea^ why did he stare at you?!
If someone stares at me and i don't know why i would say, Do you want a pic? Not say sorry haha

LMFAO i just stare back until they look away in shame

[SajN]

^lmfao, I do the same
I look quite serious at them, so they look away.

[AliJack]

^lmfao, I do the same
I look quite serious at them, so they look away.

well if you looked at them like this or or they wouldn't feel the need to look away would they lmfao

[Raquel]

^lmfao, I do the same
I look quite serious at them, so they look away.

If you stare at me serious, i would runaway youre kinda scarying

Just kiddin, you know i love you

[Elision]

^lmfao, I do the same
I look quite serious at them, so they look away.

If you stare at me serious, i would runaway youre kinda scarying

Just kiddin, you know i love you

Or just give em' a stern

[Wic Kid]

Damn, this is a funny smiley. I gotta save me this.

[Elision]

Damn, this is a funny smiley. I gotta save me this.

Hehe, it's very useful at times.

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[embm]

Damn, this is a funny smiley. I gotta save me this.

lol
yep

tats crzy menzo smh so many dumbasses in the world recently (not u menzo im talkin abt the man)

[Arrinef]

i was 18, and i was at my girlfriends house chilling. I had a good relationship with her parents, they were cool with me and i was cool with them. Well that day i had mad allergies, i guess it was the weather.

So we eat dinner, all is good. Then we all sit on the couch to watch a movie. I'm holding hands with my girlfriend, and i needed to sneeze, so i used my free hand to close my nose to keep myself from sneezing.

I guess i held back about 3 sneezes. But all of a sudden i had a monster sneeze come out that i couldnt hold in, and as it came out, a big ol' lugie shot outta me and shot straight at the tv. So its me my girlfriend her parents in the living room, we all froze at watched my lugie drip down from the tv for about 10 seconds, awkward fucking silence

so i quickly got up to go to the bathroom to clean my nose with tissue paper, and i was going to wipe the tv and clean it, but my girlfriends mom beat me to it.....