My Story Telling Verses

[Fa-Q]

Welp a while back, I used to want a story telling song. Well I have one better than this and I never completely fell in love with this song. Also I couldn't come up with a good enough hook so I might scrap this...I don't know just yet...here's the unpolished version


Went to a sports bar, I'm dislexic thinkin its a sports bra,
So I use it to my advantage, like a lawyer contorts the law,
I remembered what my father told me, that you are a fool,
If you carpool with a guy, who just hopped off a barstool,
Whatever, I want to get shit faced, and pretend I'm tappin a morman,
So I start slappin my organ, til its infected with caption morgan,
I start to drink from the fingerprinted glass what looks like brown oil,
Probably just some recycled burbon, or some aged crown royal,
So I see this ugle fat chick, spreadin her chap stick,
She got a hot face, but that extra belly flap's sick,
And this fat cunt walks up in a purple tube top,
And her one tits big and the other boob's not,
One of her breast plants must have popped in her breast,
This bitch is so outta shape, she has to stop and rest,
Every single step she takes, this autistic bitch,
must have gotten her bra twisted and switched,
So now I'm missin out on skinny flirt, in a riding mini skirt,
And this fat bitch just spilled henny on her shirt,
"Oops I'm so fuckin clumsy, and I'm such a klutz around men,"
Whatever cunt, I'm in a rut, so I touch this sluts brown chin,
And say, "hey girl, you know, I hardly ever fuck a girl that's dark brown,
But let's head back to your place, whered I park now,


She got in my car, and started diggin in my glove box,
She grabbed my flashlight, and placed it above her crotch,
She asks me some questions, is my engine Midas?
When she smiled, I could tell she had gingevitis,
I wanted to feel her up, so I move my hands higher,
She looked up, pissed, cause of what's about to transpire,
Fuck, we just got in a wreck, over there lands a tire,
I just put this up on ebay, now no mans a buyer,
She's pinned by the leg, and guess what's underneath,
This cunt must be twenty five, and out pops some younger teeth,
Something stickin to it, its chicken, I knew it,
She was pickin food with, it earlier, with her great table manners,
I bet she learned that in a Christian house, with stable standards,
I pull her out arms first, and we walk to her place,
Its so hard, with those teeth, to talk to her face,
In five minutes I'm glad, we arrive in it pad,
She's in the bathroom, she's hackin and coughin,
So I got nuthin to do, but start jackin off in,
Her bed room, and now my heads doomed,


I see a napkin from the bar, ripped up in the trashcan,
I see, its bloody as fuck, so I went to ask Jan,
"Jan why's this bloody did you have a bloody nose,
Cause now that I have light, It looks like you had muddy clothes,"
She said "No silly, I ran out of my tampons,
I dabbed these things, til that cramps gone,"
So blood, cramps, oh shit your bleedin' on her vagina,
I wish I was a vampire, then I could be feeding on the lina',
I have to get out, but she's blockin with her hand to the door exit,
I throw a biscut, then remember I'm talkin to an anorexic,
To escape this half wit bitch, I half to hold her braids,
Then run over those mafuckers, with some rollerblades,
Cut the ends of her split ends, then glued it to my top of my head,
Couldn't wait to get outta there, fuck green and yellow,
I aint stoppin on red, get home, and hop in my bed,
Where I should of been, where I coulda sinned,
Against the Catholic church, in front of Jesus Christ,
But I know none of those Sexual Transmitted deseases are nice,

[Yah-hah]

Last line of last verse LMAO

[Fa-Q]

Lol thanks Jus

[bullet_boy46]

liked them alot.. i was thinking this shit to long.. read firs tline i was hooked check out straight outta staten

[Fa-Q]

Lol thanks a lot Bulletboy...maybe I won't scrap this

[Just Silver]

weird story enjoyed all of it shouldn't be scrapped but should be just a lil revised
not saying theres anything wrong its just smart to look through something twice ya know Good Stuff Guy

p.s Captain Morgan has a typo not to be a dick

[Fa-Q]

Lol thanks Silv. I saw that, I'm too lazy to fix it though