Wic Kid wrote:Nollie wrote:
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Damn, this is a funny smiley. I gotta save me this.
Hehe, it's very useful at times.
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Wic Kid wrote:Nollie wrote:
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Damn, this is a funny smiley. I gotta save me this.
Wic Kid wrote:Nollie wrote:
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Damn, this is a funny smiley. I gotta save me this.
ArrineF wrote:i was 18, and i was at my girlfriends house chilling. I had a good relationship with her parents, they were cool with me and i was cool with them. Well that day i had mad allergies, i guess it was the weather.
So we eat dinner, all is good. Then we all sit on the couch to watch a movie. I'm holding hands with my girlfriend, and i needed to sneeze, so i used my free hand to close my nose to keep myself from sneezing.
I guess i held back about 3 sneezes. But all of a sudden i had a monster sneeze come out that i couldnt hold in, and as it came out, a big ol' lugie shot outta me and shot straight at the tv. So its me my girlfriend her parents in the living room, we all froze at watched my lugie drip down from the tv for about 10 seconds, awkward fucking silence![]()
so i quickly got up to go to the bathroom to clean my nose with tissue paper, and i was going to wipe the tv and clean it, but my girlfriends mom beat me to it.....
Solace wrote:Oh stop your making me blush
Nollie wrote:ArrineF wrote:i was 18, and i was at my girlfriends house chilling. I had a good relationship with her parents, they were cool with me and i was cool with them. Well that day i had mad allergies, i guess it was the weather.
So we eat dinner, all is good. Then we all sit on the couch to watch a movie. I'm holding hands with my girlfriend, and i needed to sneeze, so i used my free hand to close my nose to keep myself from sneezing.
I guess i held back about 3 sneezes. But all of a sudden i had a monster sneeze come out that i couldnt hold in, and as it came out, a big ol' lugie shot outta me and shot straight at the tv. So its me my girlfriend her parents in the living room, we all froze at watched my lugie drip down from the tv for about 10 seconds, awkward fucking silence![]()
so i quickly got up to go to the bathroom to clean my nose with tissue paper, and i was going to wipe the tv and clean it, but my girlfriends mom beat me to it.....
hahahaahaha, thanks for sharing man
that was a great read
Nollie wrote:ArrineF wrote:i was 18, and i was at my girlfriends house chilling. I had a good relationship with her parents, they were cool with me and i was cool with them. Well that day i had mad allergies, i guess it was the weather.
So we eat dinner, all is good. Then we all sit on the couch to watch a movie. I'm holding hands with my girlfriend, and i needed to sneeze, so i used my free hand to close my nose to keep myself from sneezing.
I guess i held back about 3 sneezes. But all of a sudden i had a monster sneeze come out that i couldnt hold in, and as it came out, a big ol' lugie shot outta me and shot straight at the tv. So its me my girlfriend her parents in the living room, we all froze at watched my lugie drip down from the tv for about 10 seconds, awkward fucking silence![]()
so i quickly got up to go to the bathroom to clean my nose with tissue paper, and i was going to wipe the tv and clean it, but my girlfriends mom beat me to it.....
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Oh oh!!!!
hahahaahaha, thanks for sharing man
that was a great read
kalbird wrote:Nollie wrote:ArrineF wrote:i was 18, and i was at my girlfriends house chilling. I had a good relationship with her parents, they were cool with me and i was cool with them. Well that day i had mad allergies, i guess it was the weather.
So we eat dinner, all is good. Then we all sit on the couch to watch a movie. I'm holding hands with my girlfriend, and i needed to sneeze, so i used my free hand to close my nose to keep myself from sneezing.
I guess i held back about 3 sneezes. But all of a sudden i had a monster sneeze come out that i couldnt hold in, and as it came out, a big ol' lugie shot outta me and shot straight at the tv. So its me my girlfriend her parents in the living room, we all froze at watched my lugie drip down from the tv for about 10 seconds, awkward fucking silence![]()
so i quickly got up to go to the bathroom to clean my nose with tissue paper, and i was going to wipe the tv and clean it, but my girlfriends mom beat me to it.....
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Oh oh!!!!
hahahaahaha, thanks for sharing man
that was a great read
DerdyPK wrote:classic case of my mom walking in on me screwing a bitch
I remember saying something along the lines of
"get the fuck outta here while i'm fucking fucking!"
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that
I love you Daren
PINK wrote:Dudes can be so gross. lol Most embarrassing moment I had is when my bikini came of on a water slide. I know why it's called 'The Black Hole now'
PINK wrote:Tash8 wrote:oh yeah here's another one...my ex's dad caught me fucking her in his hot tub.
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Did he like you after that?
Tash8 wrote:oh yeah here's another one...my ex's dad caught me fucking her in his hot tub.
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