Ima fuck five cows, then pluck my eyebrows,
I know a chicken, that clucks and sighs loud,
They say I've fallen off the deep end, because I leaped in,
Jump off the diving board, driving a ford,
Run butt naked through a mob, while trying to survive the hoard,
Pinchin the black heads outta my cock, even though it made my dick bigger,
Before, it looked like I had the genitals of a fuckin stick figure,
Wow, all of the sudden it seems I have, cussin fever,
I say "Fuck you" to prepubescent boys, like justin Beiber,
But see the worst thing, was I was never first string,
I would lipsync over N'Sync, and use to curse an' sing,
Fuck on camera, before I ever try and burst on the seen,
God Ima find a big breasted cunt on craigs list,
Fuck her, upside down and sideway, until her legs twist,
Boink her pussy until her egg's are pissed,
She's askin what kinda guy I am,
I'm the kinda guy that puts pink in a white load,
switch it around and I think I might explode,
let's hope that bitch aint in fight mode,
I have the girl suck my dick and say the alphabet,
After I hit C, and she aint got cum in her mouth yet,
All of my listeners, are sure as fuck, about to find,
That this mafucker singin is, out of his mind,
Walk up beside a girl bending over, and shout from behind,
So tell me, please, pretty please, am I out my mind,
So do all these insane statements I'm making prove, I'm out of my mind,
What if I shout a line, about drinkin out of a fountain of wine,
I was born fed, cause I was born on a porn set,
Guess what got shoved in my mom's pussy,
Corn bread, I leaked out with her period,
Good this she wore red, I asked her husbands, and four said,
That she made Channing Crowder, take Eli Manning's flower,
He's wasted no time, cause he was only planning for an hour,
Finally my mom got him jumped, while standing in the shower,
Bitch, you wouldn't go anywhere, even with a stamp on,
You couldn't get pussy, if you were a bleedin tampon,
I'll run butt naked with a machete, through your white neighborhood,
Cut your ass up, like I imagine a lightsaber would,
Wow, no matter what I can't get a bitch, so a settle for porn,
oh and by the way, that's not butter in your kettle corn,
Jackin off in the bathroom, and met a girl named Kim,
I whipped my dick out, and it had a stained rim,
One nut was bigger than the other, fuck its strained again,
I said, "Bitch yer lucky if I keep my cool,
I might snap, and then drown you in a deep pool,"
All of my listeners, are sure as fuck, about to find,
That this mafucker singin is, out of his mind,
Walk up beside a girl bending over, and shout from behind,
So tell me, please, pretty please, am I out my mind,
Yall know I'm on home plate, I'm the lead batter,
Swingin with garden tools, like a weed wacker,
There's so many fuckin sports I scared to take up,
That doesn't make sense like fat girls that wear make up,
My hairy nutsack is so mangled and wrinkly,
That it my dick looks like a tangled slinky,
It already looked like two grapes wranglin a pinky,
I go to the doctor, and say for the past year I've had peein pains,
Probably because, I stretch my nuts sack, until I start seein veins,
I finally get a fuckin erection, and try to bend my bone,
Fuckin a cunt, that said I was in the friend zone,
All I ask for, all I want is a morbibly obese, whore, with a leash,
Wearing all black, and get some whipping, four at least,
and ignore the piece, before she cease, to explore my neice,
I need a ten foot pole, to touch my 10 inch pole,
I need to stop getting aroused, when I pinch the hole,
I'm nastier then your old ladies casserole,
And you know I'm tighter then a cold babies asshole,
All of my listeners, are sure as fuck, about to find,
That this mafucker singin is, out of his mind,
Walk up beside a girl bending over, and shout from behind,
So tell me, please, pretty please, am I out my mind,
