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[Emadyville]

oh yeah here's another one...my ex's dad caught me fucking her in his hot tub.

damn, that's rough

I bet he never went in the hot tub again

[Xray]

oh yeah here's another one...my ex's dad caught me fucking her in his hot tub.

damn, that's rough

I bet he never went in the hot tub again

I bet he got the lube, called his wife to the hot tub and POW.

No offense Tash, but I 100% think they had sex after that.

[dR3]

i was 18, and i was at my girlfriends house chilling. I had a good relationship with her parents, they were cool with me and i was cool with them. Well that day i had mad allergies, i guess it was the weather.

So we eat dinner, all is good. Then we all sit on the couch to watch a movie. I'm holding hands with my girlfriend, and i needed to sneeze, so i used my free hand to close my nose to keep myself from sneezing.

I guess i held back about 3 sneezes. But all of a sudden i had a monster sneeze come out that i couldnt hold in, and as it came out, a big ol' lugie shot outta me and shot straight at the tv. So its me my girlfriend her parents in the living room, we all froze at watched my lugie drip down from the tv for about 10 seconds, awkward fucking silence

so i quickly got up to go to the bathroom to clean my nose with tissue paper, and i was going to wipe the tv and clean it, but my girlfriends mom beat me to it.....

[macdaddy019967]

oh yeah here's another one...my ex's dad caught me fucking her in his hot tub.

damn, that's rough

I bet he never went in the hot tub again

thats fuckin epic

[Yah-hah]

When I was 14 I lost my virginity. Now thats kinda normal except the gilr was 21 and like 6'3 about 280 pounds EASY! So we were at6 her house and she was destroying me, I mean I'm the one gettin smashed into walls and all that. Well she was being really crazy tryin to do all kinds of freaky things. Well she was really loud, idk if that was me doing it or wat, but we didnt hear he WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY walk in! It was like a family reunion that weekend. She had kinda slammed me into a wall and knocked down a picture frame or somethingt. All of her uncles and aunts walk in trying to figure out wat happened. Lmao I'm about 5'7 150 pounds or so and she is very noticiably bigger than me. But one of her Uncles laughs and says and I quote, "Damn this skinny little fucker is handling that shit. Good job dude!" and gives me a thumbs up and leaves. The longest fuckin awkward silence. I can still picture him saying that lmao

[AliJack]

HOLY SHIT thats... this post takes the cake so far

[macdaddy019967]

When I was 14 I lost my virginity. Now thats kinda normal except the gilr was 21 and like 6'3 about 280 pounds EASY! So we were at6 her house and she was destroying me, I mean I'm the one gettin smashed into walls and all that. Well she was being really crazy tryin to do all kinds of freaky things. Well she was really loud, idk if that was me doing it or wat, but we didnt hear he WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY walk in! It was like a family reunion that weekend. She had kinda slammed me into a wall and knocked down a picture frame or somethingt. All of her uncles and aunts walk in trying to figure out wat happened. Lmao I'm about 5'7 150 pounds or so and she is very noticiably bigger than me. But one of her Uncles laughs and says and I quote, "Damn this skinny little fucker is handling that shit. Good job dude!" and gives me a thumbs up and leaves. The longest fuckin awkward silence. I can still picture him saying that lmao

holy shiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yah-hah]

Its one of those stories you only tell because you already went through it you might as well

[embm]

When I was 14 I lost my virginity. Now thats kinda normal except the gilr was 21 and like 6'3 about 280 pounds EASY! So we were at6 her house and she was destroying me, I mean I'm the one gettin smashed into walls and all that. Well she was being really crazy tryin to do all kinds of freaky things. Well she was really loud, idk if that was me doing it or wat, but we didnt hear he WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY walk in! It was like a family reunion that weekend. She had kinda slammed me into a wall and knocked down a picture frame or somethingt. All of her uncles and aunts walk in trying to figure out wat happened. Lmao I'm about 5'7 150 pounds or so and she is very noticiably bigger than me. But one of her Uncles laughs and says and I quote, "Damn this skinny little fucker is handling that shit. Good job dude!" and gives me a thumbs up and leaves. The longest fuckin awkward silence. I can still picture him saying that lmao

tats jus gr8 thnx 4 sharin

[DƎRDYPK]

When I was 14 I lost my virginity. Now thats kinda normal except the gilr was 21 and like 6'3 about 280 pounds EASY! So we were at6 her house and she was destroying me, I mean I'm the one gettin smashed into walls and all that. Well she was being really crazy tryin to do all kinds of freaky things. Well she was really loud, idk if that was me doing it or wat, but we didnt hear he WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY walk in! It was like a family reunion that weekend. She had kinda slammed me into a wall and knocked down a picture frame or somethingt. All of her uncles and aunts walk in trying to figure out wat happened. Lmao I'm about 5'7 150 pounds or so and she is very noticiably bigger than me. But one of her Uncles laughs and says and I quote, "Damn this skinny little fucker is handling that shit. Good job dude!" and gives me a thumbs up and leaves. The longest fuckin awkward silence. I can still picture him saying that lmao

[BabyBLue91]

When I was 14 I lost my virginity. Now thats kinda normal except the gilr was 21 and like 6'3 about 280 pounds EASY! So we were at6 her house and she was destroying me, I mean I'm the one gettin smashed into walls and all that. Well she was being really crazy tryin to do all kinds of freaky things. Well she was really loud, idk if that was me doing it or wat, but we didnt hear he WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY walk in! It was like a family reunion that weekend. She had kinda slammed me into a wall and knocked down a picture frame or somethingt. All of her uncles and aunts walk in trying to figure out wat happened. Lmao I'm about 5'7 150 pounds or so and she is very noticiably bigger than me. But one of her Uncles laughs and says and I quote, "Damn this skinny little fucker is handling that shit. Good job dude!" and gives me a thumbs up and leaves. The longest fuckin awkward silence. I can still picture him saying that lmao

LMAO that made my day

[Requiem]

ROFLMAO @ that...

[Tornado]

When I was 14 I lost my virginity. Now thats kinda normal except the gilr was 21 and like 6'3 about 280 pounds EASY! So we were at6 her house and she was destroying me, I mean I'm the one gettin smashed into walls and all that. Well she was being really crazy tryin to do all kinds of freaky things. Well she was really loud, idk if that was me doing it or wat, but we didnt hear he WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY walk in! It was like a family reunion that weekend. She had kinda slammed me into a wall and knocked down a picture frame or somethingt. All of her uncles and aunts walk in trying to figure out wat happened. Lmao I'm about 5'7 150 pounds or so and she is very noticiably bigger than me. But one of her Uncles laughs and says and I quote, "Damn this skinny little fucker is handling that shit. Good job dude!" and gives me a thumbs up and leaves. The longest fuckin awkward silence. I can still picture him saying that lmao

SHIT..You Mafucking Win..Game Over...Mwahaahah OMFG I'm creasing myself with laughter

[Yah-hah]

Damn I prolly should have got that on film or something