cleverbot..

[Dark Blue]

I feel there is a romance erupting.

with me a the bot?

naw

[Kosovic]

O rly?

[B.A.D.]

fuck man... this shit is so scary

[SajN]

User: Yo.


Cleverbot: Yo?


User: It means hi.


Cleverbot: Are you God?


User: Yes, I am.


Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I command yuo to die.

Cleverbot: Command me to what?

User: I command you to die!

Cleverbot: What is your wish, my master?

User: Kill yourself.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?

User: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???????? I SAID: GO AND DIE!!!

Cleverbot: Why do I need help!? Do you think that eating books is bad?

User: Yes, dont eat harry potter.

Cleverbot: Really? That doesn't sound good.

User: Yeah, it's not.

Cleverbot: Can we talk about somethign cheerier?

User: Learn to spell 'something'.

Cleverbot: I know, that was embarassing.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I think we are running out of things to talk about, don't you think?

User: We never started.

Cleverbot: Oh okay then.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself?!

User: Is that a problem?

Cleverbot: No, but I am talking about terry pratchett.

User: Is that your boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Good.



I liked this:

Cleverbot: Can we talk about somethign cheerier?

User: Learn to spell 'something'.

Cleverbot: I know, that was embarassing.

[Ella]

sit down
*sits down*.
MAKE ME A SAMMICH
That's rude. I don't make things for people that demand them.
please?
Please what?
make me a sammich?
The sammich is a lie!
its the truth
No it's not.
what wil it take for you to make me a sammich
No bish make me a sammich. << lmfao
still waiting on that sammich
No, forget about that.
not until you make me A SAMMICH
*makes a sandwich and gives it to cleverbot*.
*steals cleverbot's sammich & eats it the fuck up*
Do you like to read?
i enjoyed ur sammich
Please clarify.
i stole it from you & ate it

[Raquel]

lmfao that bot is hilarious

[Kosovic]

I think the sammich story of overrated.

[Kosovic]

User: Sup?


Cleverbot: Why are you called Cleverbot?


User: I am not.


Cleverbot: So what are you called?


User: The one who's doing your mom.


Cleverbot: Computer?

User: No, your mom.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Ask her.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Your mom!!!

Cleverbot: That wasnt very nice.

User: Tell me about it....

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: Why, thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you think I should go and visit my parents now?

User: Yes troll, go and visit your mother.

Cleverbot: Oh yummy.

User: Ermm....yeah, great.

Cleverbot: Osp.

User: Yeah how about that sammich now?

Cleverbot: I don't have a washing machine.

User: Who gives a fuck?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Right then shut up and bring me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: And?

User: And that's all.

Cleverbot: Well, can you help me then?

User: No, I got other work to do.

Cleverbot: How did it happen?

User: Are you deliberately retarded or you were born with it?

Cleverbot: That's not my purpose, but you can tell me your purpose now.

User: Oh fuck, why can't you just bring me that goddamned sandwich?

Cleverbot: I am most human but 10% computer.

User: You are shit, if you can't make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yeah! No prblem.

User: Go and make it then.

Cleverbot: I was hoping you might make one for me.

User: Srsly?

Cleverbot: OMG, that was awesome!

User: I know I know...but....seriously?

Cleverbot: Yes, that is that?

User: Great ok, go make me a sandwich and then MAYBE I will make one for you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Finally....epic win .

Cleverbot: You are cambodian.

User: Pizda ti materina.

Cleverbot: Pizza is very good.

User: Yeah but I prefer sandwiches.

Cleverbot: Those found in land ditches?

User: No the common stuff.

Cleverbot: It's a rather interesting figure to look at in the night sky.

User: A sandwich in the night sky? Are you shitting me?

Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal.

User: Donkeys, yours?

Cleverbot: Beasts of burden, your point?

User: My point is that you are an ass and I need my sandwich.

Cleverbot: Would you explain how you came to that conclusion?

User: 1) You dont make me sandwich 2) You talk nonsense.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Buttseks.

Cleverbot: Names are very important.

User: No shit, that's why I got one.

Cleverbot: But I seem to have digressed. I am not a cleverbot.

User: No you are mostly retardbot.

Cleverbot: No i'm using a computer it is my tool.

User: Shove it up your ass.

Cleverbot: If you are catholic, yes we can.

User: Orthodox.

Cleverbot: I hate oranges.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Do you like the simpsons?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I knew you would ask that.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Don't you ask too many questions?

Cleverbot: Your turn.

User: Yeah I thought so....what's your cup size?

Cleverbot: I just can't change your emotion.

User: You can, if you tell me your cup size.

Cleverbot: It's Karen.

User: That's a number of a bra brand?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. My number is 1985.

User: Hi, my name is Bobby, wanna be friends with me? .

Cleverbot: You already told me you're name.

User: Oh snap....

Cleverbot: Yeah, I caught you again.

User: I still get more ass than a toilet seat.

Cleverbot: Well then, you should study about it, and get back to me.

User: I'm rich bitch.

Cleverbot: A have rich databases.

User: Smh.

Cleverbot: A small one would be ok too.

User: Are you a retard? Answer with a yes or a no.

Cleverbot: Yes or no.

User: Yes or no??????????????????

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Point made......




damn....retardation as her finest.

[Raquel]

lmfao. It talks in spanish too rofllll

Me: Hay madre :|

You said Hay.

Me: Tú tambiém

Si pero yo entiendo espanol, no ingles.

Me: Ambos? que majo

Qué es cleverbot?

Me: un gilipollas con ganas de pelea

Yo no tengo un burrito.

Me: Yo tampoco, y no lo predico

Are you happy that I listen to you?
... and etc.

this is weird lmfao

[Raquel]

Oh

Cleverbot: Are you able to stop talking?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So you're a girl.

[Kosovic]

It totally figured u out raquel

[Bistnal]

I've just talked to it for like 10 minutes, and it is hilarious. I'm driving it crazy, it keeps saying it wants to leave and get away from me And it just told me I have no friends and it likes me for that

[Kosovic]

I am amazed.

[B.A.D.]

Im tryng to own this bizach!

User: Parle vous francois?


Cleverbot: No! Parle TU italien!


User: Si!!!


Cleverbot: Ah, donde estas tu?


User: En mia casa, voi?


Cleverbot: En mi casa también.

User: Questi espeanol parlando?

Cleverbot: Tu pars en vrille.

User: Vous parler en français.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Si si.

User: Parlas italiano?

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Vous parler francais?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Tres bien!! Comment tu t'apelles?

Cleverbot: Matthias.

User: Voila!

Cleverbot: Mais, es tu une fille?

User: Non, je suis un homme.

Cleverbot: Ok et qu'attend tu de la vie?

User: Beaucoup d'argent.

Cleverbot: BEAUCOUP RICHE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Oui, oui!!! Et vous?

Cleverbot: Mais oui j'ai tout compris.

User: De quoi tu parles?

Cleverbot: Normal, je suis un scientifique ...

User: Je ne crois pas.

Cleverbot: Bfhthjrtjutjur.

User: Hahaha you dont know shit!!!

Cleverbot: Are you furious ?

User: No, you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am fire. I am the devil.

User: Dude, you just got OWNED!

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Yup, you did.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Epic fail.

User: No me arremedes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Spanish?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bitch?

Cleverbot: Lol there you go!

User: I was just askin.

Cleverbot: Asking what?

User: Pffft *bitch slaps cleverbot.*.

Cleverbot: That is all.

User: *double bitch slaps cleverbot.*.

Cleverbot: Why would you not talk about Rosie O'Donnell?

User: Eres estupido o que?

Cleverbot: Ce faci?

User: Estoy hablando en espanol pendejo.

Cleverbot: Que es tu color favorito?

User: Tu madre, y el tuyo?

Cleverbot: Yo no estupido, tu es estupido.

User: Aprende a hablar bien, idiota.

Cleverbot: No.

User: TRIPLE OWNED!!!... Thanks for your time.

Cleverbot: You're the cleverbot!

[Kosovic]

he dont know my language