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Postby Edge » Jan 29th, '10, 01:41

If I ever see crazy dave in public, I swear I’ll punch him
He thinks hes hot, with his lines short as a munchkin
Hes the stubborn newbie, not taking friendly advice
So now I gotta dust off the shottie and take his family’s lives
This pussys afraid to put his location on his profile
Cause I will kill him at his show while, this hoe smiles
He keeps on thinking hes the greatest thing since sliced bread
Hes dealing with a killers heart and Jesus Christ’s head
I swear you could try to crucify me, but ur better off to pacify me
Cause I will kill you slyly, ya mothers crying, cause you had to try me
And this is just my simple rhyming, ur no threat to bring the heat
This mother fucken pussy should back down and sing defeat
In all actuality, chances are, deep down you don’t wanna battle me
Thinking that you could rattle me, is nothing but a big fallacy
be the best you can be, and if thats not good enough for people... than fuck em
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Yah-hah » Jan 29th, '10, 02:11

:laughing: :laughing: nice yeah I been seein that cat
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Fuckin crazy I'll stick my hand throgh ya hearts center,
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Edge » Jan 29th, '10, 02:13

part two on the way :D
be the best you can be, and if thats not good enough for people... than fuck em
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Spyder » Jan 29th, '10, 02:16

lacked on hard punches and personals which are the basis of a diss :whistle:
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby lazyhazycrazydavey » Jan 29th, '10, 02:18

I ain't heard no fat lady
you wanna blast davey
that's crazy
country boy that'll fuck you up
I might as well battle Brad Paisley
'best thing since sliced bread'
your lines are so fresh
ur dopeless, hopeless
but you think that your Mos-Def
90% on this site have the same style
afraid to be urselves, just copy 8 mile
that'll work, then they'll think I'm a brain child
meanwhile, they know you suck n put on a fake smile
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Edge » Jan 29th, '10, 02:18

Spyder wrote:lacked on hard punches and personals which are the basis of a diss :whistle:


well hes new, and has no information on his profile or any posts besides like 2-3 threads so idk how personal i could get

maybe this is better

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=78059
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Edge » Jan 29th, '10, 02:19

lazyhazycrazydavey wrote:I ain't heard no fat lady
you wanna blast davey
that's crazy
country boy that'll fuck you up
I might as well battle Brad Paisley
'best thing since sliced bread'
your lines are so fresh
ur dopeless, hopeless
but you think that your Mos-Def
90% on this site have the same style
afraid to be urselves, just copy 8 mile
that'll work, then they'll think I'm a brain child
meanwhile, they know you suck n put on a fake smile


:worship: mad good diss bro
be the best you can be, and if thats not good enough for people... than fuck em
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Spyder » Jan 29th, '10, 02:19

always find personals son :o


and Dave dont respond with raps in threads,
make a new thread
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby classthe_king » Jan 29th, '10, 02:20

Edge wrote:
Spyder wrote:lacked on hard punches and personals which are the basis of a diss :whistle:


well hes new, and has no information on his profile or any posts besides like 2-3 threads so idk how personal i could get

maybe this is better

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=78059


Exactly, you don't have enough personals on him, so don't diss him :coffee:
You think your personal attacks make up for what you lack?
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby gutawafang » Jan 29th, '10, 02:20

Crazy Dave is actually the shopkeeper in the game Plants vs Zombies. LMAO. :laughing:
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Yah-hah » Jan 29th, '10, 02:21

Yeah kinda thinkin the same here. Yo spydie get on msn!! yeah is a bit hard without any posts lol
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Arrow so big the fuckin bones in ya arm splinter
Fuckin crazy I'll stick my hand throgh ya hearts center,
With sharp scissors the words Native Pride gets carved in her,
"-Yah-hah

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Your life is cool bro lol :y:


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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Element. » Jan 31st, '10, 14:06

Edge wrote:
Spyder wrote:lacked on hard punches and personals which are the basis of a diss :whistle:


well hes new, and has no information on his profile or any posts besides like 2-3 threads so idk how personal i could get

maybe this is better

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=78059


Read all his posts like the rhymes he has done and turn it agenst him or what ever. :whistle:
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby B.A.D. » Jan 31st, '10, 16:27

Edge wrote:If I ever see crazy dave in public, I swear I’ll punch him


:laughing:
very very very bad opening line... and punchline...

I think many people in here dont understand the way of using mutlis and that stuff... some of you all are forcing it too much... dont... if you going to do complex... go complex all the way not halfway through.

now to feed this.
first, your structure is good, you have a good idea of how its set up. the shceme is also nice... you kept the flow on most of the verse, so it works great. to be a diss, its not good at all, but as a punchline keystyle its not close to bad, its actually good, but you do need to step up the vocab a bit. cuz your calling him names, instead of dissing.
I like how you closed it with the fallacy line.

.. keep it up :y:
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Re: fuck crazy davey

Postby Edge » Jan 31st, '10, 20:24

Big Ax-D wrote:
Edge wrote:If I ever see crazy dave in public, I swear I’ll punch him


:laughing:
very very very bad opening line... and punchline...

I think many people in here dont understand the way of using mutlis and that stuff... some of you all are forcing it too much... dont... if you going to do complex... go complex all the way not halfway through.

now to feed this.
first, your structure is good, you have a good idea of how its set up. the shceme is also nice... you kept the flow on most of the verse, so it works great. to be a diss, its not good at all, but as a punchline keystyle its not close to bad, its actually good, but you do need to step up the vocab a bit. cuz your calling him names, instead of dissing.
I like how you closed it with the fallacy line.

.. keep it up :y:


thanks man... this definently isnt my better stuff
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