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Postby Low Key » Feb 1st, '10, 00:37

about 3 weeks ago, i was unfortunate enough to cut my cock. basically, i sliced the banjo string "the part that connects your dick - head to your foreskin whilst having sex, and it fucking hurt. 3 weeks later, and i still have not been able to have sex or masturbate at all. i was wondering if this has happened to many other people and how long does it take to heal up lol. anyone? i did a google search and the most common answer was 4 weeks. and apparently it's happened to a LOT of people lol.
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 1st, '10, 00:43

How in the hell did you manage to do that?
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby Low Key » Feb 1st, '10, 00:44

AbramIsaac wrote:How in the hell did you manage to do that?


apparently it's very common, if you google it you'll see for yourself. it just happened.
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby *MIRANDA* » Feb 1st, '10, 01:00

ow godamn
well.......hope it gets better soon :console:
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby embm » Feb 1st, '10, 01:03

shit man wtf
:hug: hope u get betta soon
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 1st, '10, 01:04

Ah...I see. I missed the foreskin part, indicating you're uncircumcised.

Right on, I thought you had some kind of kinky, fuckin' a chick with a razor sharp clit ring in or some shit. I'm assuming you were just getting it on then, the normal way, and it just happene, lol.
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby Fa-Q » Feb 1st, '10, 01:43

As soon as I heard this I sliced my foreskin off with the rustiest knife I could find...

Dude get well soon


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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby Low Key » Feb 1st, '10, 01:58

AbramIsaac wrote:Ah...I see. I missed the foreskin part, indicating you're uncircumcised.

Right on, I thought you had some kind of kinky, fuckin' a chick with a razor sharp clit ring in or some shit. I'm assuming you were just getting it on then, the normal way, and it just happene, lol.


lol, i did joke with my girlfriend at the time that her pussy had teeth (; haha.

thanks for the get well messages guys! lol
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby Elision » Feb 1st, '10, 08:23

Bummer :(

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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby Slimm » Feb 1st, '10, 09:12

God damn that must be so fucking painfull, i think you should see a doctor though.
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby lifeadeath » Feb 1st, '10, 09:54

Oh damn, that sucks!
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby Low Key » Feb 1st, '10, 12:54

Slimm wrote:God damn that must be so fucking painfull, i think you should see a doctor though.


it was lol. if it's still sore after another week then i will see a doctor, it's getting better though.
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby Raquel » Feb 1st, '10, 15:45

:confusion: :confusion: godamn

:console: hope you get better soon
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby xRas » Feb 1st, '10, 17:43

Happened to me lmao fucking hurts.. took 2 - 3 weeks till it was aight for me.
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Re: I Cut My Cock

Postby Spyder » Feb 3rd, '10, 01:02

i dunno what to say in this position :coffee:

it only happens to uncircumsized tho??
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