So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

[lazyhazycrazydavey]

So this ugly fucker walks into a bar with a shit-eatin grin on his face. The bartender asks, "Why you so happy?"

He says, "Well as you know I live by the railroad tracks. I was on my way home last night when I noticed this girl tied to the tracks, just like in the movies. So bein the nice guy that I am, I untied her n took her back to my place. It was great we fucked all night. Me on top, her on top, from behind, you name it we did it."

Bartender asks, "Was she pretty"

Guy says, "Dunno, I never found the head."

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

Not bad.
You could have made it more offensive.

[lazyhazycrazydavey]

it's not meant to be offensive...

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

it's not meant to be offensive...

That's my point. Make it a little raunchier and you'll have something special.

[mcZu]

Kind off lame in my opinion.

[dR3]

And this is a joke?

[embm]

lol ewwwl
giggidy
(its like quagmire shit)

[Bistnal]

Kind off lame in my opinion.

*OF
But yeah, I didn't really find that funny, more weird.

[mcZu]

Kind off lame in my opinion.

*OF
But yeah, I didn't really find that funny, more weird.

I bet you came when you read that, correcting Zu is equivalent to sex these days.

[xRas]

Haha, Nice joke.

[Raquel]

pretty good man, i lold

[Bistnal]

Kind off lame in my opinion.

*OF
But yeah, I didn't really find that funny, more weird.

I bet you came when you read that, correcting Zu is equivalent to sex these days.

Nope, just laughed because that puts a slight dent in your supposed inability to make mistakes. And it's equivalent to sex? Believe what you want.

[Dark Blue]

gross lol

[ClassiK.]

LOL!