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So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby lazyhazycrazydavey » Feb 10th, '10, 23:10

So this ugly fucker walks into a bar with a shit-eatin grin on his face. The bartender asks, "Why you so happy?"

He says, "Well as you know I live by the railroad tracks. I was on my way home last night when I noticed this girl tied to the tracks, just like in the movies. So bein the nice guy that I am, I untied her n took her back to my place. It was great we fucked all night. Me on top, her on top, from behind, you name it we did it."

Bartender asks, "Was she pretty"

Guy says, "Dunno, I never found the head."
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby GoodGirlsGetGutted » Feb 10th, '10, 23:12

Not bad.
You could have made it more offensive.
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby lazyhazycrazydavey » Feb 10th, '10, 23:14

it's not meant to be offensive...
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby GoodGirlsGetGutted » Feb 10th, '10, 23:16

lazyhazycrazydavey wrote:it's not meant to be offensive...

That's my point. Make it a little raunchier and you'll have something special.
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby mcZu » Feb 10th, '10, 23:19

Kind off lame in my opinion.
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby dR3 » Feb 10th, '10, 23:25

And this is a joke? :confusion:
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby embm » Feb 11th, '10, 01:19

lol ewwwl :shakehead:
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby Bistnal » Feb 11th, '10, 04:42

mcZu wrote:Kind off lame in my opinion.

*OF :p
But yeah, I didn't really find that funny, more weird.
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby mcZu » Feb 11th, '10, 13:23

Bistnal wrote:
mcZu wrote:Kind off lame in my opinion.

*OF :p
But yeah, I didn't really find that funny, more weird.

I bet you came when you read that, correcting Zu is equivalent to sex these days.
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby xRas » Feb 11th, '10, 18:44

Haha, Nice joke.
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby Raquel » Feb 11th, '10, 20:56

:laughing:
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby Bistnal » Feb 11th, '10, 22:46

mcZu wrote:
Bistnal wrote:
mcZu wrote:Kind off lame in my opinion.

*OF :p
But yeah, I didn't really find that funny, more weird.

I bet you came when you read that, correcting Zu is equivalent to sex these days.

Nope, just laughed because that puts a slight dent in your supposed inability to make mistakes. And it's equivalent to sex? :confusion: Believe what you want.
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby Dark Blue » Feb 12th, '10, 01:53

gross lol
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Re: So this ugly fucker walks into a bar...

Postby ClassiK. » Feb 12th, '10, 19:05

LOL! :D
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