Fa-Q - Friendly Neighborhood Asswipe

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I'm your friendly neighborhood asswipe,
You'll meet me by the mailbox,
Your friendly neighborhood asswipe,
I'm the reason your house sale drops,
Friendly neighborhood asswipe,
I'll bust in the front door, screaming Wifey you want more,
Friendly neighborhood asswipe, asswipe,
Every one of my neighbors has to gripe,
They living next to the friendly neighborhood asswipe,

The new neighbor on the block, I bring over some brownies,
See her, run home get some paper towels, and cum in bounties,
Shit, I know I'm about to be a peeping tom,
I looked out the window, to spy on that sleeping mom,
My cock explodes like some kinda, beeping bomb,
So I put away the binoculars, and go and talk to her,
I knock on the door, hopefully to put my cock in this whore,
I finally work the balls to knock, But a man answers the door,
I can tell on this block, this pricks gonna be a cancerous sore,
"Hi, I'm Paul Summers, this is Sue Summers,
Yea, those are ours, we drive those two hummers,"
And before I leave, I tell her I'm a bastard lady,
But just know I get to third base, faster than a baby,
I said to him, after I'm done with your wife, I guarantee her lips worn,
After I'm done with her vagina, her favorite actor, will be rip torn,
You know I came over here, just cause I was sick of porn,
Also I wanted to deflower your wifes ass, with a thick thorn,

I'm your friendly neighborhood asswipe,
You'll meet me by the mailbox,
Your friendly neighborhood asswipe,
I'm the reason your house sale drops,
Friendly neighborhood asswipe,
I'll bust in the front door, screaming Wifey you want more,
Friendly neighborhood asswipe, asswipe,
Every one of my neighbors has to gripe,
They living next to the friendly neighborhood asswipe,

I fuckin angry, shit on the way out knockin over trash cans,
That'll probably fuck up and inflame, that rash on my hands,
I promised myself, I would bomb the planet,
With twelve oranges, a banana, and a pomegranate,
And somehow I knew his wife was gonna be a prude bitch,
If I force fucked her, I just know she'd be a rude snitch,
I go back to the door, stomping every step I take,
Trip over the garden hose, and barely lept the rake,
I scream over to Jonathan Parker, hey help me break into this home,
But dude your hairs all fucked up, make sure you take you a comb,
I bang on the door screaming at the top my lungs, let us in Paul,
Or each of your windows will be broken out, with a medicine ball,
I saw him, trying to sneak out the back door, with his car keys in hand,
I threw this big ass stick at him and said, Paul off your knees and stand,
"I wasn't doing nothing", come now Paul, everyone sees your plan,
Your about to see mine, I'm gonna fuck your wife, right before your eyes,
And you'll just have to sit there, and ignore her cries,
You know I'm your next door asswipe, and right now I'm past hype,

I'm your friendly neighborhood asswipe,
You'll meet me by the mailbox,
Your friendly neighborhood asswipe,
I'm the reason your house sale drops,
Friendly neighborhood asswipe,
I'll bust in the front door, screaming Wifey you want more,
Friendly neighborhood asswipe, asswipe,
Every one of my neighbors has to gripe,
They living next to the friendly neighborhood asswipe,

Off your knees Paul, please I'm not gonna put cher wife,
Through all those naughty things I was gonna do with a butcher knife,
This was just your welcoming to the neighborhood,
Here's the new popsicle, tell me if this flavor's good,
Oh it is, I heard its a combination of Grape and Watermelon,
Kinda tastes like that shitty lemonade your daughter's sellin,
Oh, Pauly you know I'm just yanking your chain,
I do want your wife to give me head, so I spank her brain,
Shit, come now that's just a figure of speech,
Her tits are uneven, which ones bigger to reach,
Hey, I don't see how you keep you hands off her,
But rub some lotion on her, here this brands softer,
Ok, see you later neighbor, I'll invite you to a barbecue,
I don't know about meat, what they say about carbs' are true,
And there's no guarantee I won't steal from you, like Nas with Kelise,
Your a fat old man, I'll steal from you like Santa Clause and his niece,
And be warned I'm sick of this mafucker, its so hard to keep my cool,
I might lose my temper, and drowned him in my deep pool,

[Yah-hah]

Dude just I think I remember you talkin about this forever ago. Each verse got funnier and funnier. 3rd verse was the best "spank her brain

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Thanks Jus...yes my dream is finally fulfilled...

[Just Silver]

good old perverted Fa-Q

lol this is classic definitely stood out

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Thanks a lot silv

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Bump

[mcZu]

I lol'd while reading it. Rhyme scheme is dope, I enjoyed reading it man.

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Thanks Zu