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Most Warped SICK rhymes ever, check these out!!

Postby 4D » Mar 9th, '06, 11:47

I love to kill animals, i hate all things four-legged
When i do my killing i wear no clothes, i go Nekked
so nude i embarass the animals, torture their eyes
Catch them in shock and torchin their hides
snatchin seven kittens, snap they backs n twist-they-necks
Cos, when i rhymed in their ears they laugh in dis-res-pect

Lickin ash-trays, bad taste somethin like Tarmac
I bit my shit, puked, ate that too and barfed back
Got green gums n a grey tongue
Got a red ass from havin a gay bum
Bleedin from my asshole, scoop it up n licked it
Brown n red blood/mud, this poop is fuckin wicked!!

Oh yea, fill the bucket with piss then shit in it,
Pour it in the bathtub, same again till it`s filled with it
Stick my fingers down my throat n puke in the bath
Stir it around, step into it in the nude with a hat
Warm n soggy, shit floatin around like little froggies
When i`m finished i drink it. You`re now ready to snog me?

Spaghetti Bollick-naise, my favourite meal
Cuttin off faggits balls n makin him sqeal.
Peelin the sack n throwin away the pubes
Takin out the testicles n cut them into cubes
Toss them in a pot with some Dolmio sauce
Spaghetti`s on the boil come on eat yo balls

I`m scraping filthy chewin gums off the ground,
I lick the sweetness off them n i can taste the brown
on it from the dogshit that got stomped into it
Coca-Cola shit flavoured chewin gum i`m chompin into it
Feelin the taste of shit swirlin in my mouth
Got a chaotic erotic feeling down south!!

I wear tight leather trousers n make a mad fart
See the bubble expand in my pants, now thats art,
I take the trousers off n turn them inside out
Lick my way up the legs to the ass cos i`m devout
My religion is Flatulence aka farts, i love the smelly cunts
I take my shorts off lickin the skidmarks til my belly grunts!!


Want more, let me know, FEEDBACK!! :D
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Postby walend » Mar 9th, '06, 17:46

nice nice, good rhymes, try it on audio
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Postby C-Game » Apr 11th, '07, 19:11

damn this was an old thread but its worth checkin out...
some sick , cruel and genius lines by one of da trs best :)

good job mate
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Postby Kojack » Apr 17th, '07, 15:57

Respect the Nature, Save the Animals

I'm not Vegeterian, but it's a pity to kill those poor animals
It's like beeing Ratcist

0/10 to your song
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Postby Shads » Apr 17th, '07, 16:01

Kojack wrote:Respect the Nature, Save the Animals

I'm not Vegeterian, but it's a pity to kill those poor animals
It's like beeing Ratcist

0/10 to your song


:laughing: you shitting us right?

and agree with you C-Game, some tight shit there from one of the best.
The Only Thing They Wanna Kill Is Fucking Autotune, But Before You Gun It Down,
Know They Only Say Hip Hop Is Dead, But The Dope Shit Is Underground.

- Joe Budden
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Postby Enimee » Apr 17th, '07, 16:48

oh u sick shit u




lol good i guess......
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Postby ,-,'-{Bar}-',-, » Apr 17th, '07, 17:37

Enimee wrote:oh u sick shit u




lol good i guess......
u guess ?

fordie your lyrics are actually genuis :smoking:

rakim should envy your skill :shifty: :shifty:
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Postby C-Game » Apr 17th, '07, 18:05

thats y i upped these posts...

time is clickin .. and fordie is growin older... :'( :'(

i hope dat he drop more of his masterpieces.....before he leaves us... :shifty: :shifty:

lol...
as i said ... yall should check back some of his rhymes he has done back..

simply wow
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Re: Most Warped SICK rhymes ever, check these out!!

Postby 4D » Feb 26th, '10, 21:49

LMao, just remembered these rhymes today, took an immense amount of searching to find them, lol.
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Re: Most Warped SICK rhymes ever, check these out!!

Postby Arabian Shady » Feb 26th, '10, 22:01

4D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR ALIVE MAN!!!!!
wher the fuck have you been brotha!!
ArAbIaN ShAdY


We're all on the same page, Yet we're standing apart on different lines'
So when we face rage, Ya'll fake it and let THEM commit horrific crimes
50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
"Front Page",Arabian Shady


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Re: Most Warped SICK rhymes ever, check these out!!

Postby 4D » Feb 26th, '10, 22:15

Ah, just chilling out man. Just really been on the internet for download reasons lately.
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Re: Most Warped SICK rhymes ever, check these out!!

Postby Spyder » Feb 27th, '10, 01:13

why we bumpin old shit :o
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