Fa-Q - Massage A Nis Tick (Throw Away)

[Fa-Q]

Well I love the idea but I haven't been able to execute it properly...so this might not be the last you see this

(Intro)
I remember the first time I gave a fuck, I was twelve all because of a girl,
I remember the last time I gave a fuck, I was twelve all because of a girl,

I wanna fuck this cunt, until the slut gloats,
Their periods equal the blood, spilled on cut throats,
Fuck bitches, you'll meet some P.Y.T. Flirty, onrey, skinny whore,
She'll find someone better, then who's doing dirty laundry any more,
There's so many endevors towards women, I'm scared to take up,
Cause all these bitches look like shit, when they don't wear make up,
Ok, I'm gonna half to cut to the chase, I want to cut and paste,
This fat sluts face, to the top of my dick, and my hairy nut base,
To help my boys swim, your gonna have to dive in head first,
Goddamn bitch, your period or Jesus, which one bled worse,
Your used tampons blend right in with that ugly red purse,
If I use my charm, and make a pun, or make a funny sex joke,
Now I'm hooked for 18 years, lifted her fat ass, now my neck's broke,
Along with my wallet, she's that song what you call it,
Oh yea a gold digger, and I'm a vampire, who thirsts for Carrie,
I'm trying to bite the fuck out her neck, and at first its scary,
But the stupid cunt realizes, I'm just trying to burst her cherry,

Mysogonistic, aint nothin in this world but cunts,
Mysogonistic, I want to fuck you girl just once,
Mysogonistic, prude bitches, equals rude nude bitches,
Mysogonistic, I'm lewd bitches, that's what I proved bitches,

I tell her, Yes of course Carrie you could say my bed is nice,
Nope that's parmasan in my blonde hair, not fuckin head lice,
And those are crab lookin bastards in my pubes, that's red rice,
And so this fat fuckin happy-go-lucky bitch, I fed dice,
I popped the black heads outta my cock, it made my dick bigger,
She didn't like me after, now I got the cock of a fuckin stick figure,
I just plain hate women, I try to video tape 'em swimmin,
Kidnap and take 'em in linen, just for the sake of sinnin'
Every time I see another one it just, awakes my venom,
I finally approach a nice lookin one, girl your with the wrong dudes,
So just put your lips around this, what I got too long'a pubes,
Yeppers bitch that's a fuckin small slimy worm you taste,
It'll stay in there until you feel babies squirm on your face,
I got so fuckin mad, askin her is it really my fault Ima raper,
Cause all night, those tits have been shakin like a salt shaker,
I tied her up, arms backwards and her limb contorts,
I came inside this Bass singer, I hope Kim aborts,


I boinked the cunt, until her ovaries, or eggs were pissed,
Then I advertised her slut ass as "fat whore," on Craigs list,
The rope was pulled tightly, now her arms and legs'r' pissed,
Her pussy's wet, and now she's kicking and screaming,
She always says, when I'm licking, "I'm creaming,"
She gave me a look like, this cum is sticky and demeaning,
I stuck my dick in her mouth, and said say the alphabet,
I'm on L, M, N, O, and she aint got cum in her mouth yet,
She's in fight sex mode, I like a fighter, so I might explode,
She know I'm the type to put pink in white's next load,
If you switch it around, that's a white load in pink,
My cum leaking out the tip my dick, slowed I think,
Hey, you remember that inferior woman, named Kim,
She asked to see my cock, I whipped it out with a stained rim,
She laughed about my nuts, fuck now ones strained again,
Thatss what you get for being mosogonystic, now who's garage is this?

[Ticalrecords]

hahaha dude it aint that bad at all. but if u recorded this it would be like.... Medicine Ball: no replay value. idk maybe its becuz u were spittin the vilest filth ever, but by the third verse i was thinkin that you could easily make this a satire of what a mysogynistic song should sound like. u just gotta give it a little more humor. id suggest break down laughing halfway through the second or third verse and saying "my bad" and picking it back up again, yk (actually I already did that in a song so... u cant haha) but u get the point. maybe u cud do this whole song in a REEEELY sarcastic voice. idk

i love the first 2 lines about being 12. but i dont get the title's meaning. w/e

[Fa-Q]

Lol its like Massage a Nis Tick...like the phonetic spelling of the word...and thanks a lot I want this concept soooo bad but it just hasn't come out right each time...anf I've done it over at least half a dozen times...but thanks and I think I will do some form of that with the sarcasm thanks for the feed