Eminem's craziest lyrics

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Eminem's craziest lyrics
His dirty mouth and mind put him on top of the charts, check out this special compilation of his craziest, and often offensive, lyrics.


"Kim"

"Don't you get it b****, no one can hear you?
Now shut the f*** up and get what's comin to you You were supposed to love me"


"Kill You"

"Shut up s***", you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a s***, OK Ma?"


"Just Don't Give A F***"

"I'm doing acid, crack, smack, coke and smocking dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)"


"Puke"

"You don't know how sick you make me
You make me f****' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you I puke".


"Ass Like That"

"So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an a** like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing"



"Crazy In Love"

"What's sad is what's attracting us to each other They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.
Which would explain why you're such a motherf****** b****"


"The Real Slim Shady"

"Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so f*** him and f*** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?"


"Criminal"

"Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?"


"Cleanin' Out My Closet"

"Just try to envision witnessin'
your Mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen, bitchin' that someone's always goin'
through her purse and s**** missin', going
through public housing systems, victim of
Munchausen's syndrome,
my whole life I was made to believe I was sick
when I wasn't 'til I grew up, now I blew up"

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[dR3]

What do you mean by craziest?

[classthe_king]

Performed a home abortion with dexter then I guess I
Dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Fleka]

Believe me, there'll be just as many muthafuckin' murderers
And heroin users without Marlilyn's music
But I figure I make my music I don't care if you use it
To murder somebody, I just wanna be there when you do it!
What the beat

Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?
Criminal

OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROAT ACHE---Kill you

[BILI]

You're a fuckin' coke-head slut, I hope you fuckin' die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your fuckin' guts, you fuckin' slut, I hope you die

[Emadyville]

A thread about ems grossest lyrics was just posted a few days ago, this is the same thing

[MikeNUFC]

A thread about ems grossest lyrics was just posted a few days ago, this is the same thing

Why do repetitive topics get moved here? If they'vew already bveen posted, might as well lock or delete 'em.

Also, I never know where to post things anymore. You get some excellent music topics in here and some pointless random ones in Eminem section.

[SoldierShady]

I'm Back

"I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?"

That's just wrong...