the best freestyle u will ever hear mayneeee

[Dark Blue]

i think that was the funniest shit i have ever heard, my friend was really drunk and started freestylen and im almost 100% sure this is what he said lol.


i like dick but i put one in my mouth and it made me sick
the guy was a prick he cummed all over my tits
it was sick so i chopped off his cock
went around the block
put it in a trash can
kicked it and ran
then i went back to the house
put a gun in his mouth......
but i didn't blow his brains the fuck out
i changed my mind,ran out the door
like a little whore
he called the police
they tried to fuck wit me but i don't fuck wit dem
i just turn them into bacon bits as fast as i can.

[Element.]

Umm, Lol

[embm]

lol nice