Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria.

[MikeNUFC]

On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said 'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'

Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie replies ' Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov.'

[cityfan31]

united are a bunch of cockney cunts

[MikeNUFC]

united are a bunch of cockney cunts

You're now my new favourite poster...

[cityfan31]

Rumours today that sir alex is going to open his imaginary transfer war chest and sign David Villa. Yeah right. What a bacon-faced sour piss-soaked alcoholic degenerate. (Him, not you)

[dR3]

Man United?

[ShaBruv]

Man United?

Manchester United

[MikeNUFC]

Man United?

Please dont tell me you've never heard of the term 'Man United'?

Jeeze.

[dR3]

No that was a joke, instead of writing Who are Manchester United.

Get it?

[MikeNUFC]

No that was a joke, instead of writing Who are Manchester United.

Get it?

Oh I see. My bad.

Wasn't funny though.

[gvdz]

No that was a joke, instead of writing Who are Manchester United.

Get it?

fail

[dR3]

No that was a joke, instead of writing Who are Manchester United.

Get it?

Oh I see. My bad.

Wasn't funny though.

It isn't supposed to be.

[MikeNUFC]

No that was a joke

Wasn't funny though.

It isn't supposed to be.

Erm, okay

[dR3]

OK, not a joke, but a jab at MU fans.

Some people get things too literally these days.

[MikeNUFC]

OK, not a joke, but a jab at MU fans.

Some people get things too literally these days.

Your delivery was poor.

[dR3]

What delivery?