My private part just died

[gutawafang]

One fine morning, an old man in a welfare home was daydreaming. And the nurse asked, "What's wrong?"

The old man said, "My private part just died."

The nurse, knowing how to play along with senile people, played along, and said, "it's alright, I'm here with you."

The next day the old man took a walk in the hallway with his private part dangling out of his unzipped pants, and the nurse ran to him and said, "You can't do that! Put your private part back in your pants and zip it!!!"

The old man said, "But my private part died yesterday."

Nurse said, "Then why are you leaving it hanging like that?"

Old man said, "Today's the viewing."

[Arrinef]

nice, but kinda disturbing too

[gutawafang]

wow my mood is totally different now. I can't even laugh anymore. ah fuck it.

[Emadyville]

i didnt find it disturbing, just

[gutawafang]

i didnt find it disturbing, just

hahahaha hell yeah!!!!!

[Dark Blue]

hahaha at u and your penis jokes lol