A man was out golfing. He kept getting birdies, and eagles. His phone rang, he picked it up and said hello. It was a doctor who said, "Your wife was in a car accident, she's in serious condition, and you need to come to the hospital right away." He answered "I'm on the golf course I'll be over as soon as possible." he turned to his partner and said "I'm shooting the best round of my life, I can't stop"
So he continued on and shot an amazing round. He got to the hospital only to be met at the front by the doctor. "Your wife is in serious condition, you are going to have to feed her, bathe her, and do every little thing for her for the rest of her life.", said the doctor. The Man sighed and agreed. The doctor said "I'm just fuckin' with ya, she died! What did you shoot!?"