Some fucked up jokes

[ku53v]

It was the Special Olympics, all swimmers were ready. Among them was Ed (without arms nor legs). The race starts and everybody goes very quick but the favorite, Ed, sank and no one knew what was happening. The race finish, they take Ed out of the pool, and ask: Ed, what happened?
Ed says: fucking six years training with the ears and they make me put a cap

What are 60 paraplegic doing throwing themselves from a 7th floor?
They're playing tetris

Fight poverty and hunger at the same time! ... ... ... Eat a poor

Two friends meet on the street, one of them is with a shovel on his shoulder and muddy.
Man, what happened?
I'm tired, I come from burying my mother in law.
So much did it cost? with how strong you are.
The bitch, refused.

Mom, mom, when I grow up I wanna be a dancer ...
- Oh darling, besides paralytic, stupid?

Mom, mom, what you think of my new skirt?
oh baby, is very pretty, but those amputated legs are fucked up

Mom, Mom, can I play with Grandpa?
Ok but then save it in the coffin

They are sitting on a bench, a murderer, a rapist, an arsonist and a masochist.
Suddenly a cat goes and says the arsonist:
- What if we burned the cat?
and the murderer says:
No, we kill him first and then burn him.
and the rapist the rapist says:
No, we rape him first, then kill him and then burn him.
and the masochist says:
-MIIAU

[Drama Setter]

Really fucked up

[Emadyville]

what the fuck was the response at the end of the last joke

and yeah fucked up

[ku53v]

what the fuck was the response at the end of the last joke

What sound does a cat make???

[MikeNUFC]

Not fucked up enough.

[remy3x]

The first one is the best.

[MoaHawkMan]

hilarious

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^^ Fucked Up ^^

[WakeUpShow]

what the fuck was the response at the end of the last joke

What sound does a cat make???

it's meow

[ku53v]

Lmao miiau.

sorry, that's in spanish