Got tipsy, grinded two bitches, almost had sex (FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU) and was gonna puff my first joint but it ended too soon.
Now I'm reflecting and I'm happy. LOLOLOL
Went To A Party Yesterday
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Went To A Party Yesterday
by MC Anonymous » Jun 23rd, '10, 15:26
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by MC Anonymous » Jun 23rd, '10, 15:57
-Steven- wrote:well bro, i went to a party at the house next to yours.
needless to say i woke up in a couple of airbags.
if u catch my drift.
glad u enjoyed yaself.
nigga I grinded the girls you saw. BOTH of them.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by mcZu » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:05
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by SajN » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:06
I've taught you well.
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by MC Anonymous » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:08
Shit was amazing.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by MC Anonymous » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:14
-Steven- wrote:Did you get hard when grinding?
i would of got hard just from watching them dance.
then whipped it out and BAAM BAAM, double whamy both them.
I was basically shoving my dick in their asshole through pants. LMAO and they didn't care. If it lasted longer I think I would've had sex. Their parents got home sooner then expected so it was a bummer.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by DƎRDYPK » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:20
this beer is for you
in hopes we smoke a blunt together some day
in hopes we smoke a blunt together some day
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by Myth » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:23
I got laid twice yesterday. 
'Come on son
She’s on my johnson, she brings my name up constant
Your boys are like “she’s fucking with dude, she wants son”
Homeboy, you better get a clue
She’s on my dick cause I spit better than you'
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by gvdz » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:37
-Steven- wrote:Myth wrote:I got laid twice yesterday.
i bet your hands sore today.
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by Dark Blue » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:39
-Steven- wrote:Myth wrote:I got laid twice yesterday.
i bet your hands sore today.
lmfao
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by MC Anonymous » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:47
Dark Blue wrote:-Steven- wrote:Myth wrote:I got laid twice yesterday.
i bet your hands sore today.
lmfao
FATALITY.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by Myth » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:48
Lol whatever bro.
Your just mad because you haven't ever gotten laid..
By the way its cause I have a girlfriend.. See I Invested in the pussy... Get pussy everyday now.
Your just mad because you haven't ever gotten laid..
By the way its cause I have a girlfriend.. See I Invested in the pussy... Get pussy everyday now.
'Come on son
She’s on my johnson, she brings my name up constant
Your boys are like “she’s fucking with dude, she wants son”
Homeboy, you better get a clue
She’s on my dick cause I spit better than you'
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by Myth » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:52
-Steven- wrote:
your girlfriends name is Palmela?
invest in the pussy? so that means u pay for it?
lmao!
Lol nope that means I get it everyday, sometimes twice a day.
And not invest money.. but time.
'Come on son
She’s on my johnson, she brings my name up constant
Your boys are like “she’s fucking with dude, she wants son”
Homeboy, you better get a clue
She’s on my dick cause I spit better than you'
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Re: Went To A Party Yesterday
by Myth » Jun 23rd, '10, 16:53
-Steven- wrote:Myth wrote:-Steven- wrote:
your girlfriends name is Palmela?
invest in the pussy? so that means u pay for it?
lmao!
Lol nope that means I get it everyday, sometimes twice a day.
And not invest money.. but time.
cool story bro.
Lol
'Come on son
She’s on my johnson, she brings my name up constant
Your boys are like “she’s fucking with dude, she wants son”
Homeboy, you better get a clue
She’s on my dick cause I spit better than you'
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