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44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby Dark Blue » Jun 27th, '10, 04:33

44th Birthday
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn`t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that`s wives for you, the children will remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn`t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day outside, and it`s your birthday, let`s go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That`s the greatest thing I`ve heard all day, let`s go!"
We went to lunch we didn`t go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day, we don`t need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let`s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don`t mind, I think I`ll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby classthe_king » Jun 27th, '10, 17:56

ouch :laughing:
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby Unscarred » Jun 27th, '10, 18:09

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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby remy3x » Jun 27th, '10, 19:54

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby °[~CHR!$~]° » Jun 27th, '10, 23:46

ROFL!
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby Epidemik » Jun 28th, '10, 03:17

:facepalm :laughing:
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby dR3 » Jun 28th, '10, 03:59

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby Wallace » Jun 29th, '10, 15:10

His life is over...
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby WakeUpShow » Jun 30th, '10, 03:31

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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby Emadyville » Jun 30th, '10, 03:42

I hope that never happened to anyone :laughing:
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby TheKanza » Jul 1st, '10, 22:23

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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby gutawafang » Jul 9th, '10, 01:46

WOAH MAN!!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby Solace » Jul 11th, '10, 19:39

Lmfaoo
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby Yah-hah » Jul 13th, '10, 11:41

Dude that is fucking amazing :y:
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Re: 44th Birthday (Joke)

Postby RavagingHamster » Jul 20th, '10, 19:05

OOOHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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