Most Embarrassing Thing That's Happened to You?

[EminemBase]

Everybody has at least a few social embarrassments every now and then. It's pretty much unavoidable given our error rate and... The way other people perceive us vs. how we perceive ourself. It's always just a matter of time. Although you can minimize it.

Anyway, for me... Something which was painfully embrassing at the time and still makes me squirm a bit is a time when my sister (about... 17 then) and her boyfriend (about... 20 then) both saw me rapping "Lose Yourself" to myself, in the mirror. I was about 14 (am 20 now).

So... Pretty much the WORST ages in all cases first of all. You got me, 14, pretty much the beginning of the max-out period of sort of... social-confusion (especially for males), then... My sister, age 17 - Nice, great age, still young enough to relate and take the piss but old enough to have a bit of pseudo-adult cringe in there too. THEN, her boyfriend, around 20. A guy going into full male adulthood, must of loved seeing this.

So you got those aspects, then you got me, with my hood up - Rapping an Eminem song, using my hand as a mic, going full-throttle... Stance, arm / hand actions to the max... I mean, aw fuck. What made it worse was the fact they sat there for like a good few minutes before telling me lmfao. So it's not like it was just a glance. But they had a good show of it, got a nice amount of time to intake the cringe then exhale it back at me. That kind of situation you're sort of stuck in the cringe too, you have to just accept it. Can't even laugh it off as if you were just being silly, not when they've seen you stood there taking yourself very seriously... By yourself, in full vanity. Haha.

I actually have a situation even more embarrassing than that but I'm keeping that one close to my chest. Anybody else... Most embarrassing thing ever happened to you?

[dR3]

Fell down from a chair in the middle of the classroom. On my back.

[Pllumi]

Fell down from a chair in the middle of the classroom. On my back.

ouch

[BILI]

Fell down from a chair in the middle of the classroom. On my back.

Lol I did that like 10 times.Plus me and this other dude used to fart during classes,so I dont think thats really that embarrassing.I gotta think a bit about what really is the most embarrassing

[EminemBase]

Fell down from a chair in the middle of the classroom. On my back.

Lol I did that like 10 times.Plus me and this other dude used to fart during classes,so I dont think thats really that embarrassing.I gotta think a bit about what really is the most embarrassing

Yeah that's not embarrassing, it's just funny as fuck when you're a kid, at the time.

Well, still funny now if I saw that.

[Pllumi]

I farted during watching a movie years ago, well my fellas were there, but the embarrassing thing is my educator was there as well

[BILI]

Fell down from a chair in the middle of the classroom. On my back.

Lol I did that like 10 times.Plus me and this other dude used to fart during classes,so I dont think thats really that embarrassing.I gotta think a bit about what really is the most embarrassing

Yeah that's not embarrassing, it's just funny as fuck when you're a kid, at the time.

Well, still funny now if I saw that.

Word,we would just have a good laugh

Well I think I have the most embarrassing thing.
So I met a girl at some party for the first time,we had our thing,made out,all that shit.And at the end she asked me if I would come to her house in few days when her parents are gone,so I said yes,I mean sex wit a new chick.So yeah few days later I came to her place,we hang out a lil bit,cooked lunch together,basically had fun.Later on we watched some movie(I dont know which,some horror)and then we started to kiss and shit,she took the cloths off after some time(you know how it goes),so I started to take my cloths off,and when I got naked my lil johnny wasnt growing,I was like what da fucking fuck,she was like:"you didnt get horny yet?"And I was like:"I am horny,I just dont know whats going on".So I asked her if I can got to bathroom,she like yeah but you`re killing the mood.I went there and started to jerk off,but that lil fuck wouldnt get up,I was fucked up,didnt know what to do,so I started to jerk off harder and thought about some of the best girls I know.In like 2 minutes it got hard and I came .After that I didnt know what to fucking do,so I just got out of the bathroom,grabbed my shit and went home.I was sooo fucking embarrassed,I never saw that girl again,and I`m glad I didnt,I dont know what I would do if I ever meet her again

[Emadyville]

Had an odd outlet pass given to me running up court on a televised game senior year of high school, and the pass took me from the right side of the lane to the left so I tried to just kind of underhand with my right hand, a relatively simple shot, but I ended up spinning a little too far and missing it. I should add I was by myself on the fast break, and even though the pass was the whole reason I was even in the situation, I still fucked it up, and being on tv made it worse. We won the game tho

[Yah-hah]

I got one for ya. I told this along time ago. Well what happened was....
I was 16 in my senior year and it was during the summer. I was workin out like 2 to 3 times a day for football, so in other words no time for the ladies lol Well I was still a virgin and this chick wanted me to come over. Normal situation right. Well she was 6'3 at least 285 pounds no lie. She throws discus at the University of Purdue lol she a BIG one. LoL now I dig big chicks you know a little thick on them but I mean DAYUM But I'm young so I figured oh well why not. lmao so I go over and we watch a movie about halfway through we start makin out and losing clothes. Well we start goin at it and well I'm pretty buck about 5'8 160 at the time so I'm in great shape but man oh man. This girl was slammin against the wall and breakin shit lmao Well at the same time her WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY walks into her house lol and this girl is EXTRA loud with it idk she porlly hadnt had some in a LONG time. But anyways her MOM walks in the room and sees me and her gettin extra into it. LOL her uncle starts laughing and is like ' look at that little fucker gettin it' HAHAHAHAHAHA Worst most embarassing thing thats ever happened to me

[ku53v]

[Arrinef]

just recently i was at a party, and i was taking a piss outside, and this girl saw me but i didnt see her. i go back inside, grabbed me another beer, she went up to me and said, nice dick. i was buzzing pretty good, so it took me awhile to get it, but it later hit me, and i was fucking facepalming the whole night

[Arrinef]

Pants just fell off me while standing next to this hot chick in school.

Fucked my gf for the first time, and I'm staying in a small RV with my sister. My bed is just feet away from her bed, so we try to be quiet, thinking she will never hear us. Plan goes well until I knock out the power when I was eating my girl out (long story lol)....Well in the morning my sister tells us, she heard everything. Course my sister is cool as fuck and didn't care, but still lol

Back when I was living with just my mom, I was on the couch jacking off at night. Was a very sad virgin then, and I wanted my jerking to be super close to actually sex. So I was fucking pumping my hips up and down like some fucking pistol. Didn't even notice my mom walking thru the living room

Or my ex is having a black kid with a guy that looks like the love child of Apu & Steve Urkel

damn, chet that shit was epic


ex's usually tend to act stupid once they leave you

[Arrinef]

^^Yeah they always go for guys that are more ugly then yourself, it's weird....guess that means I'm the ugly new guy with my gf

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Got some 190 proof Everclear, hardcore fucking booze. So I invite my gf and her sister over to drink. Both couldn't handle the shit, but I'm a drunk and was drinking it straight every chance I had even when they told me to slow down. They go out to go find some weed, and I black out on the floor. Wake up with puke on me, and the both of them staring at me. Clean myself off and start acting like a drunk dumbass. Did nothing but talk about my ex, tell my gf I'll kill myself if she leaves me, and I found out I was trying to rub her pussy and tits right in front of her sister. Like any smart person, they got the fuck out of there within 20 mins of me waking up.

Once when I was 15, me and a friend got shit faced...well I black out and wake up in room, can't find the door, piss myself, go to sleep, wake up thinking it was all a dream until I smelled the piss covered blankets

nah, when i was 19 this girl i was dating had this crazy thing for her hair, she would get it done at a parlor like everyday, it annoyed me, so one night we fucked, and crashed out later. so i wake up in the middle of the night, jerk off and bust a nut in her hair while shes asleep, and i crawl back in bed.

she wakes up the next morning, wondering why her hair was stuck together, i didnt say anything, then we broke up. she called me several days afterward, and she was telling me why she didnt want to be with me, yada yada. so i got pissed off, and i said something along the lines of " i hope my nut was hard to clean off your hair" and it turned out her mom was in the car, and she had my ass on speaker, her mom was like richard excuse me what did you just say, and i just hung up.

[Almostlity]

^^Yeah they always go for guys that are more ugly then yourself, it's weird....guess that means I'm the ugly new guy with my gf

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Got some 190 proof Everclear, hardcore fucking booze. So I invite my gf and her sister over to drink. Both couldn't handle the shit, but I'm a drunk and was drinking it straight every chance I had even when they told me to slow down. They go out to go find some weed, and I black out on the floor. Wake up with puke on me, and the both of them staring at me. Clean myself off and start acting like a drunk dumbass. Did nothing but talk about my ex, tell my gf I'll kill myself if she leaves me, and I found out I was trying to rub her pussy and tits right in front of her sister. Like any smart person, they got the fuck out of there within 20 mins of me waking up.

Once when I was 15, me and a friend got shit faced...well I black out and wake up in room, can't find the door, piss myself, go to sleep, wake up thinking it was all a dream until I smelled the piss covered blankets

*Dead*

nah, when i was 19 this girl i was dating had this crazy thing for her hair, she would get it done at a parlor like everyday, it annoyed me, so one night we fucked, and crashed out later. so i wake up in the middle of the night, jerk off and bust a nut in her hair while shes asleep, and i crawl back in bed.

she wakes up the next morning, wondering why her hair was stuck together, i didnt say anything, then we broke up. she called me several days afterward, and she was telling me why she didnt want to be with me, yada yada. so i got pissed off, and i said something along the lines of " i hope my nut was hard to clean off your hair" and it turned out her mom was in the car, and she had my ass on speaker, her mom was like richard excuse me what did you just say, and i just hung up.

*dead* part 2.

[Yah-hah]

^^Yeah they always go for guys that are more ugly then yourself, it's weird....guess that means I'm the ugly new guy with my gf

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Got some 190 proof Everclear, hardcore fucking booze. So I invite my gf and her sister over to drink. Both couldn't handle the shit, but I'm a drunk and was drinking it straight every chance I had even when they told me to slow down. They go out to go find some weed, and I black out on the floor. Wake up with puke on me, and the both of them staring at me. Clean myself off and start acting like a drunk dumbass. Did nothing but talk about my ex, tell my gf I'll kill myself if she leaves me, and I found out I was trying to rub her pussy and tits right in front of her sister. Like any smart person, they got the fuck out of there within 20 mins of me waking up.

Once when I was 15, me and a friend got shit faced...well I black out and wake up in room, can't find the door, piss myself, go to sleep, wake up thinking it was all a dream until I smelled the piss covered blankets

nah, when i was 19 this girl i was dating had this crazy thing for her hair, she would get it done at a parlor like everyday, it annoyed me, so one night we fucked, and crashed out later. so i wake up in the middle of the night, jerk off and bust a nut in her hair while shes asleep, and i crawl back in bed.

she wakes up the next morning, wondering why her hair was stuck together, i didnt say anything, then we broke up. she called me several days afterward, and she was telling me why she didnt want to be with me, yada yada. so i got pissed off, and i said something along the lines of " i hope my nut was hard to clean off your hair" and it turned out her mom was in the car, and she had my ass on speaker, her mom was like richard excuse me what did you just say, and i just hung up.

God damn thats amazing