Most Embarrassing Thing That's Happened to You?

[Wic Kid]

My aunt caught me "spankin my monkey". But I didnt pull my pants up right away, cuz my eyes were closed and I didnt hear her coming in.

So yeah, she saw the process in its full glare.

[MikeNUFC]

BILI - that was fucking hilarious, haha.

I've never been caught wanking or fucking, damn that must be embarrasing.

[EminemBase]

Back when I was living with just my mom, I was on the couch jacking off at night. Was a very sad virgin then, and I wanted my jerking to be super close to actually sex. So I was fucking pumping my hips up and down like some fucking pistol. Didn't even notice my mom walking thru the living room

Lmfao, aw man... That's probably the most embarrassing thing I can picture. Being caught wanking by a parent. Thank fuck I've never been caught but I have come very close a few times.

I think I'd just not even look at my mum for about a year if that happened. Then probably never speak to her for another three.

[WakeUpShow]

Back when I was living with just my mom, I was on the couch jacking off at night. Was a very sad virgin then, and I wanted my jerking to be super close to actually sex. So I was fucking pumping my hips up and down like some fucking pistol. Didn't even notice my mom walking thru the living room

Lmfao, aw man... That's probably the most embarrassing thing I can picture. Being caught wanking by a parent. Thank fuck I've never been caught but I have come very close a few times.

I think I'd just not even look at my mum for about a year if that happened. Then probably never speak to her for another three.

i'd probably just kill myself

[BILI]

Back when I was living with just my mom, I was on the couch jacking off at night. Was a very sad virgin then, and I wanted my jerking to be super close to actually sex. So I was fucking pumping my hips up and down like some fucking pistol. Didn't even notice my mom walking thru the living room

Lmfao, aw man... That's probably the most embarrassing thing I can picture. Being caught wanking by a parent. Thank fuck I've never been caught but I have come very close a few times.

I think I'd just not even look at my mum for about a year if that happened. Then probably never speak to her for another three.

i'd probably just kill myself

Fo`real?
I jerked off wit my dad once,I wouldnt mind it if they catch me.

[EminemBase]

Fo`real?
I jerked off wit my dad once,I wouldnt mind it if they catch me.

You jerked off WITH your dad... Lmfao? Really? Did daddy also show you his special 'trick'? Seriously, are you joking there.

[*MIRANDA*]

I got one for ya. I told this along time ago. Well what happened was....
I was 16 in my senior year and it was during the summer. I was workin out like 2 to 3 times a day for football, so in other words no time for the ladies lol Well I was still a virgin and this chick wanted me to come over. Normal situation right. Well she was 6'3 at least 285 pounds no lie. She throws discus at the University of Purdue lol she a BIG one. LoL now I dig big chicks you know a little thick on them but I mean DAYUM But I'm young so I figured oh well why not. lmao so I go over and we watch a movie about halfway through we start makin out and losing clothes. Well we start goin at it and well I'm pretty buck about 5'8 160 at the time so I'm in great shape but man oh man. This girl was slammin against the wall and breakin shit lmao Well at the same time her WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY walks into her house lol and this girl is EXTRA loud with it idk she porlly hadnt had some in a LONG time. But anyways her MOM walks in the room and sees me and her gettin extra into it. LOL her uncle starts laughing and is like ' look at that little fucker gettin it' HAHAHAHAHAHA Worst most embarassing thing thats ever happened to me

great story

[MikeNUFC]

Fo`real?
I jerked off wit my dad once,I wouldnt mind it if they catch me.

Either:
a) You're a fucking weirdo
b) That is the most genius bit of sarcasm ever.

Either way, you're getting sig'd again buddy.

[BILI]

Fo`real?
I jerked off wit my dad once,I wouldnt mind it if they catch me.

You jerked off WITH your dad... Lmfao? Really? Did daddy also show you his special 'trick'? Seriously, are you joking there.

What do you think?If I ever jerk off with my dad I will prolly stab myself with needle in my eyes


Edit: @Mike,I thought its obvious what it is,guess I was wrong

[Wic Kid]

Fo`real?
I jerked off wit my dad once,I wouldnt mind it if they catch me.

You jerked off WITH your dad... Lmfao? Really? Did daddy also show you his special 'trick'? Seriously, are you joking there.

Haha, no he's not joking. These things are very normal in Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia. Im from Bosnia, by the way. We are really open toward our parents here, in probably every aspect there is.

[BILI]

Fo`real?
I jerked off wit my dad once,I wouldnt mind it if they catch me.

You jerked off WITH your dad... Lmfao? Really? Did daddy also show you his special 'trick'? Seriously, are you joking there.

Haha, no he's not joking. These things are very normal in Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia. Im from Bosnia, by the way. We are really open toward our parents here, in probably every aspect there is.

Lol,I actually was joking,you have a story of your own?

The closest thing that has anything to do with this is that I watched porn once with my dad,only once and it was when he brought Severina CD home.Me,my friend and my dad watched it together

[MikeNUFC]

The closest thing that has anything to do with this is that I watched porn once with my dad,only once and it was when he brought Severina CD home.Me,my friend and my dad watched it together

That's pretty weird as well.

But I'll remove that comment from my sig. It was very well delivered as a joke, I must say.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

The fuck is up with bili man.

[BILI]

The closest thing that has anything to do with this is that I watched porn once with my dad,only once and it was when he brought Severina CD home.Me,my friend and my dad watched it together

That's pretty weird as well.

But I'll remove that comment from my sig. It was very well delivered as a joke, I must say.

Thats not weird,trust me,she`s like the biggest singer in my country,it was all over the news and everyone watched it.Its like Beyonce porn
If anyone wants pornhub link for this,hit me up

[Wic Kid]

Fo`real?
I jerked off wit my dad once,I wouldnt mind it if they catch me.

Haha, no he's not joking. These things are very normal in Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia. Im from Bosnia, by the way. We are really open toward our parents here, in probably every aspect there is.

Lol,I actually was joking,you have a story of your own?

Damn, BILI! I know you were joking, I just wanted us to pretend like thats as normal as it gets, so they'll think we buncha weirdos round here.

Play along, suckerrrrrr....