A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.
'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. 'What's wrong?' he asks. ..............
She answers: 'Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
lol
Butt Measurements
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Re: Butt Measurements
by Dark Blue » Jul 19th, '10, 18:09
lmao
HATERS If you worked your dreams like you do your mouth - things would happen for you
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Re: Butt Measurements
by Sam. » Jul 19th, '10, 19:41
LMAO
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Re: Butt Measurements
by RavagingHamster » Jul 20th, '10, 18:18
NICEI'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
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