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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby Dark Blue » Jul 22nd, '10, 02:23

i heard something like this before but a little different lol thanks tho :y:
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby WakeUpShow » Jul 24th, '10, 04:53

hahhaha
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby Omar Khalid » Jul 25th, '10, 12:58

Dark Blue wrote:i heard something like this before but a little different lol thanks tho :y:
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby DrRapid » Jul 25th, '10, 22:25

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There's another one though that I can't find which I thought was better, it was posted here a long time ago.
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby Sam. » Jul 25th, '10, 22:57

DrRapid wrote:Image
There's another one though that I can't find which I thought was better, it was posted here a long time ago.
lmao ,+1
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby dR3 » Jul 26th, '10, 02:32

:laughing: :laughing:
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby Robot » Jul 26th, '10, 04:09

Lol. Good one.
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby Flamez » Jul 26th, '10, 07:33

LOL so true :p
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby tjb » Jul 26th, '10, 17:24

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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby cman37 » Jul 27th, '10, 15:07

I am so fucking sick of this joke. It was good the first time. Not so much the billionth time. It may just be because it's touching an open wound... you see, I was raised a Penis.

tee hee.

PS: You should have added that everyone calls him a dick.
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby TheHundred$ » Jul 27th, '10, 16:16

Hey... he could have it worse...

Could NOT have a condom and be put in an asshole.

damn ungrateful cocks.
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Re: A penis has a sad life

Postby Emadyville » Jul 28th, '10, 03:44

:laughing:

never heard this :shifty:
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