Anyway,there was this poor excuse of a toilet outside,and I went there to jerk off...
I didn't even realize my friends saw me... So... By the end of the night everyone knew I was outside jerkin' off

Wic Kid wrote:Damn, BILI! I know you were joking, I just wanted us to pretend like thats as normal as it gets, so they'll think we buncha weirdos round here.
Play along, suckerrrrrr....
TJthaGreat wrote:There was a party down at my house,literally hundreds of people,old and young...
Anyway,there was this poor excuse of a toilet outside,and I went there to jerk off...
I didn't even realize my friends saw me... So... By the end of the night everyone knew I was outside jerkin' off
AspirinE wrote:Miranda > space,matter and time > *
Chet Starr wrote:TJthaGreat wrote:There was a party down at my house,literally hundreds of people,old and young...
Anyway,there was this poor excuse of a toilet outside,and I went there to jerk off...
I didn't even realize my friends saw me... So... By the end of the night everyone knew I was outside jerkin' off
Why are you beating off during a party?
Dark Blue wrote:Most Embarrassing Thing That's Happened to Me...
was when i tried to kill myself....
i failed
ChronicJon wrote:Dark Blue wrote:Most Embarrassing Thing That's Happened to Me...
was when i tried to kill myself....
i failed
What the....![]()
You tried to commit suicide??!!?!? What the hell Dark Blue you're too important!!
Dark Blue wrote:ChronicJon wrote:Dark Blue wrote:Most Embarrassing Thing That's Happened to Me...
was when i tried to kill myself....
i failed
What the....![]()
You tried to commit suicide??!!?!? What the hell Dark Blue you're too important!!
yea im cool now tho lol i was in the hospital for about 5-6 days i just got out today, they got me on some antidepressants now to keep me calm/chill lol so right now im feelin pretty good about life
so don't worry im not gonna die now
ChronicJon wrote:If you don't mine me asking, what the hell did you use to attempt suicide?
And thank god you failed. Stay cool man
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