The "Make Your Own Recovery Punchline" Game

[MikeNUFC]

Make Your Own Recovery Punchline™
For ages 0-88

What you need:
-Half a braincell

Instructions:
Step 1: Take a well-know phrase. E.g. "The dogs bollocks"

Step 2: Convert the words in that phrase to something similar. E.g. "The labrador's nuts"

Step 3: Add in a connecting phrase E.g. "in other words"

Step 4: Put it all together for your very own Recovery punchline!

"I'm the labrador's nuts, in other words I'm the dogs bollocks"

And there you have a punchline good enough to make Eminem's Recovery album!

It's fun for all the family!

[MikeNUFC]

2. You're a nice guy and in general I get along with you very well, but been tired of your 'horrible' and 'terrible' remarks about Eminem's punchlines on Recovery, how come you put out that line as a 'good enough' to make Recovery.
Doesn't rhyme well, doesn't flow at all and barely makes sense.

Umm it's meant to be terrible. That's the point.

[GenePeer]

2. You're a nice guy and in general I get along with you very well, but been tired of your 'horrible' and 'terrible' remarks about Eminem's punchlines on Recovery, how come you put out that line as a 'good enough' to make Recovery.
Doesn't rhyme well, doesn't flow at all and barely makes sense.

he's being sarcastic...

lemme be a sweetheart and play it. (it's not like there're better thread to post in, at the moment)

Just like a dolphin jumped out the ocean, i came out of the blue

[MikeNUFC]

Step 1: Take the phrase "on top of my game"

Step 2: Flip it to "standing on my monoply board"

Step 3: Add in a connective - "that means"

I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game


Oh wait Em did that already on No Love...

[buffalo bill]

Make Your Own Recovery Punchline™
For ages 0-88

What you need:
-Half a braincell

Instructions:
Step 1: Take a well-know phrase. E.g. "The dogs bollocks"

Step 2: Convert the words in that phrase to something similar. E.g. "The labrador's nuts"

Step 3: Add in a connecting phrase E.g. "in other words"

Step 4: Put it all together for your very own Recovery punchline!

"I'm the labrador's nuts, in other words I'm the dogs bollocks"

And there you have a punchline good enough to make Eminem's Recovery album!

It's fun for all the family!

You nailed it, dawg. Other words, you fucked the bitch.

[ThomasJ]

Props for the thread Mike.

My dick is like the Sun,it's hot and visible from outer space.

[ra1n]

I don't appreciate you mocking my idol Eminem!

[M-Pyre]

I'll hop in a car and run you over like fred flintstone.

[electroencephalogram]

I knew this thread would upset people

[Jay-19]

Metaphorically obese, yes I'm fat and ill

[Tornado]

call me the space shuttle destroyer/ i just blew up the challenger..

oh waitjustaminuite....that was Almost Famous

[darklord981]

naah man...

[Raids-God]

Me and pacino will burn you .... so youll fell the heat.
I Kill with actors you cant Boycot Shit !!!!!!!

[RichardDiNozzo]

This thread is

[Norway kills]

In and out of court, yes I'm Devil's advocate.